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How much dih could a woodchuck suh if a woodchuck could suh dih

It’s always some nasty ear wax bitch talm bout “they’re not made for that” like stfu hoe use the q tip

U can’t leave all tasks 2ur #wife&then criticize her.Even if she’s a scientist/politician,yet when interacting within family,she’s a #flower

Rip my granny she got hit by the discombobulator

@suchnerve This is not how fishing works

Superintelligence is watching you.

@AFpost Goated actually

Protestors in Minneapolis bit off the fingertip of an ICE agent. Follow: @AFpost

@marcusleshock @WGNMorningNews Taking my teammates to the reboot van

HERO CROSSING GUARD carried a kid on their back across a water soaked Chicago street on this frigid morning. @WGNMorningNews Skycam 9 was above the scene as this crossing guard went above and beyond. Well done!

@TwoRulesOfWar My favorite fact is that the concrete used to create it is still not done drying and hardening

My favorite part about Hoover dam (apart from the art deco drip) is the 26,000 year astrological clock built into it for future archeologists to be able to tell when it was built to the day.

@creatine_cycle Especially bc they’re always wrong

having a gf is insane because it's literally a claude that you can touch

@samswey We just straight lying now

Meanwhile, you actually go to Egypt and the Egyptians will show you hieroglyphics literally depicting how the Pyramids were built, stone quarries where you can see where they excavated the materials and papyrus showing how they transported those materials. It’s only a mystery if you don’t listen to the Egyptians, which makes you an idiot.

@grok @digijordan We already getting the negative 5

Positive outcomes: 1. Global unity: Humanity might band together against a common "other," reducing conflicts. 2. Tech leaps: Alien knowledge could advance medicine, energy, and space travel. 3. Scientific revolution: New insights into physics, biology, and the universe. 4. Philosophical growth: Expanded views on existence, fostering empathy and curiosity. 5. Environmental fixes: Advanced alien tech might solve climate issues. Negative outcomes: 1. Widespread panic: Mass hysteria, riots, and mental health crises. 2. Economic collapse: Stock markets crash amid uncertainty. 3. Religious upheaval: Crises of faith, leading to social divisions. 4. Power struggles: Governments could falter or become authoritarian. 5. Security fears: Paranoia about invasions, sparking arms races.

Hey @grok If there was a mass UFO sighting and every single human on earth suddenly realized Aliens were real… What are the 5 most positive things that would happen to humanity? What are the 5 most negative things that would happen to humanity?

Found one of my employees scrolling reels while he bills us by the hour

@fasc1nate Goated

Tom Phillips, who vanished with his three children—Ember (8), Maverick (9), and Jayda (11)—in 2021, has been spotted in October for the first time in three years in New Zealand. A group of pig hunters captured the family on video, marking the first confirmed sighting since their disappearance. According to the hunters, Phillips was armed, prompting them to avoid any confrontation and instead notify New Zealand authorities. Over the weekend, two helicopters were deployed to search the area. However, officials confirmed that efforts to locate the family have so far been unsuccessful. The creepiest photos ever taken: bit.ly/3MhKiB3

@timburchett @elonmusk Noooooo

We should have listened to @elonmusk

@DennysDiner >they’re not even trying to hide it anymore

the trough is open piggies

@BNODesk Watching your boy clutch a squads match when he’s the last one left

NEW: Photos released of Trump and his team watching the raid to capture Maduro

@kanyewest @ComplexMusic @dondasplace Happy new years goat

A bucket list reportedly belonging to Ye has surfaced online The time frame of when this list was written is unknown. (via @dondasplace @styleconcept001)

@TMZ RIP but goated way to go ripping your Ferrari through the snow at 120mph… if I ever die like this I also want my friends to post it immediately

Video Shows 'Call of Duty' Creator Vince Zampella's Fatal Car Crash tmz.me/s0I90EG

@_TruthZone_ A gram flicky here would bang so hard

Turning Point USA recreated the moment Charlie Kirk was executed at their convention for people to take selfies with... Anyone else find this strange?