Blake Watters

@lucy_guo Are we doing this thing or what? @lucy_guo don’t play with me

Looking to marry someone with millions in losses (LA California) and split savings. I (unfortunately) made a bunch of money this year with some risky gambles and have millions of context of short-term gains. Prefer if you are in LA/Socal area as that's where I'm located. Marriage would need to occur before the end of the calendar year. Please DM or chat me with serious inquiries.

@lucy_guo Hit me up let’s explore: 919.260.3783 happy to buy you dinner If you wanna party in Costa Rica over the holidays got that shit hooked up already

For context, despite the heavy gains, I am not a total winner; make no income, startup life, etc. I'm pretty 'risky.' If you are a serious suitor, we can discuss more

@lucy_guo I got you gurl. I’m currently in Florida atm but no big deal, running engineering for hottest fintech in the game let’s split a bottle of wine sounds like fun I have only lost like $25M at this point but we can work on that, I can do better for you once we hook up

Thank you to @axios and @ShenLucinda for covering @Baselayerhq's story - Axios Link: bit.ly/44prlRT TLDR: @timothyahyde & I raised $6.5M Seed to start @Baselayerhq - the first AI-Native business identity, fraud and risk platform verifying 100% of good businesses

Using ActiveRecord before SQLAlchemy is the same experience as living in NYC before moving to SF

@MagNorris How do you feel about twice engaged but never married men? Smart enough to call it off when it clearly wasn’t gonna work, still pre-trained, but no ex-wife, alimony, or kid baggage to accept Might be a better angle

So many fintech events happening in NYC tonight! Beautiful weather too TWIF / Thought Machine / QED & Team8 / CrossRiver are on my list DM if you’ll be at any of those or want the invite extended as well

Check out my boy Rudner's new post about how law school prepared him for being a CEO: lsat-tutors.com/blog/from-law-…

@jasminericegirl For sure.

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO SOMEONE AND YOU CAN TELL THEY'RE REALLY EXCITED TO TALK TO YOU AND WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER AND GENUINELY CARE ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS AND THEY MAKE TIME AND PUT IN EFFORT AND RECIPROCATE YOUR ENERGY

@hiangelali Whatever. Your life is always gonna suck if you think your life sucks. But laughing about it does demonstrate real growth so maybe you don’t have to embrace nihilism quite yet

Someone paid $1m for 4 tickets to watch Coach K lose his last home game to UNC.

This is one of the worst offensive collapses I’ve ever witnessed.

@KillCreek Tell him about these amazing pet doors that utilize keyed entry with fobs hanging off your pet’s collar in order to deny entry to unwelcome animals. Cutting a hole in your kitchen door and leaving delicious smelling stuff in the trash is rodent candy and you get what you ask for

The Ancients have decided to award 1 Illuminati NFT a day for the 23 days until our art reveal. We are 16 days away, can you feel it? How to be worthy: 🔺 Follow @truth 👁️ Retweet this 🔺 Tag 2 accounts that are worthy We announce the winners in 24 hours & start again.

Founders: you should meet and approve every hire until you reach 75-100 employees. This isn’t micromanagement. It’s setting the bar and protecting the culture.

@lucy_guo I heard Kanye lays pipe

My biggest takeaway from everyone I've dated: I'm never dating anyone famous again. You literally can't get rid of them.

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I worry about the next 12 days, but to me the most persuasive reason to impeach now is so he’s unable to run again. We have short memories, and Trump running again is an existential threat to America and the world. Because he could win.

tomorrow trump’s gonna retract his concession video and appoint the qanon shaman the new secretary of education

Fun to realize that last years NYE in Times Square was undoubtedly a super-spreader event before anybody had ever even uttered those words before