JACOB EVERETT

Life's abyss and then you dive

If I’d seen The Blair Witch Project in 1999 I’d think it was the greatest movie ever made. But seeing it in 2026, I think it’s only one of the greatest movies ever made.

The cellar of the cabin in the first two Evil Dead movies is big as hell

I wasn’t a fat kid, but then again one of the very first emails I ever sent was thanking a classmate for bringing in doughnuts one morning.

KANGAROO COURT - Pyrus "The judge’s body and gavel ping pong your eyes between them. Without due process, you’re helpless. But your hands aren’t." apocalypse-confidential.com/kangaroo-court/

“Interesting”

"WEDDING DAY" - Luke Carter "not quite an equal exchange, but no prenup signed, until death do them part most experts pin this date at around five billion years" apocalypse-confidential.com/wedding-day/

@diremerlin No idea, sorry, but I’m having a similar issue. I’ve got this great bowl of tomato soup, delicious as can be, and I feel like something would pair really well with it but I just can’t figure it out.

I'm scratching my head on this one. This is a grilled cheese sandwich. For the life of me I can't decide what to eat with this grilled cheese. What would pair well with grilled cheese sandwich? I need your help.

@FTX_YoungBoy Tearfully logging into your account and updating your display name to "n8 Charcoal 🪨"

ON OUTSIDER ART - Gianluca Cameron "This sentiment of 'I’m not asking permission anymore' leads to the resulting outsider art being determined by the laws of the machine rather than physical reality." apocalypse-confidential.com/on-outsider-ar…

I watched Army of Darkness for the first time when I was 5 or 6 and I had an ear infection so bad that it hurt to blink. Delirious with pain, the deadites looked like physical manifestations of my infection. 10/10.

The original Halloween ends with a series of shots of places The Shape had been, ordinary suburban living and bedrooms, haunted by his heavy breathing. It’s ultimately a haunted house movie where the “ghost” is a void in the shape of a man in a mask with a knife.

Freddy Krueger is the loss of control we have when we sleep, the fear that dreaming in bed will kill rather than rejuvenate you. Pennywise is the fear that nobody will believe you and that you have to handle shit yourself. 🤓 ☝️

And among the riches of our latest special? This excerpt from Max Halper's nightmarish novel YEAR OF THE MOUNTAIN, available for preorder in the @APCON_MAG store

I have a poem in the great apcon today. About birds!!!!! Hope you enjoy!

What’s done in the south stays in the south.

This story is SO crazy good, wow @APCON_MAG

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Read this one

Any time I take a nap these days, I experience horrible sleep paralysis and I wake up with the intense urge to write a screenplay. These two things, I must assume, are related.

"BIRDS" - Cletus Crow (@CletusCrow) "but then i remember birds are french so that's why they won't speak to me not that they can't but even back home they just love to sing and fuck so much you have to sing and fuck with them" apocalypse-confidential.com/birds/