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@dawsferatu Me when I make $2.13 in royalties from a book I published in 2019

@_alec_ivan_ I just let the money change me idgaf

I sold two e-books in 48 hours

@SM_Hund @CletusCrow I spent my one good joke per year here and it was totally worth it

@_alec_ivan_ @CletusCrow Goddamnit that’s so much better

@CletusCrow binge.

Several exciting things in the works. Things pay off, I promise.

Anyone open to taking a look at a several-thousand word piece about the discovery of a dildo in Marshall’s?

Our neighborhood walk this evening:

Sent Burial and Bruiser some premium work. Pray for me.

Find someone else to kill you by Brandon Shane @HalfTheLobster plaguecircuspress.com/find-someone-e…

@PatioBack Just don’t cum ☺️

Fucked to cum again. Is this all there is?

@StanchionZine Did a book signing at a haunted house last October and it was one of the most rewarding experiences of my life ❤️

There is nothing in this indie lit scene better than meeting readers at a book festival, talking lovingly about a book and its author, then having someone say something along the lines of, "that sounds awesome, I'll take it!" Selling books irl is the fucking best.

@BrightonGrace37 Never understood this. Just don’t call them anything, that’s the point lol

When will experimental writers realise that calling an unnamed character X isn't exactly the most original/radical thing? #literature #books

zac smith

I think about the coming submission window for Rose Books every single day I swear to god

@citywidelunch has the realest guidelines I’ve ever seen. “No poetry, I don’t understand it.” Goated

Another absolute work of art. Burial is a gallery of some of the finest pieces written today and its presence really gives me hope that the indie lit community will grow and thrive in the years to come.

@asdkfjasdlfjd Prayers up for the victims

Online indie lit investigation finds 'unprecedented destruction' from Back Patio subtweets against allied presses

Happy to throw my hat into the ring when it comes to @Plague_Circus response times, the shit is insane

@StanchionZine Thought that was a glass of milk for a second and passed no judgment

reading subs in the tub

The novel I recently finished is the longest one I've written yet at 174 pages. I enjoy writing shorter novels, and though it is a dream of mine to write a big honkin' brick of a book I feel as if I'm more than satisfied with the length of the stuff I usually make, which is nice.