Bletchel Warwyth

The saddest traipse of whoredom, if and when there is a price, there is nothing left to sell to others, to even yourself. Top notch 19th century medicine will fix you up. Dm me darlings.

@cherishtheeday @TadhgCola Lift the wooden dildœ into your ßumholę, darling

@blobjunk1455391 @kittvnc Check your DM’s darling

@kittvnc I love all whores

fuck a breakup u ever been in love with a whore

@clockjunk Check your DM’s darling. I am wearing chastice ;)

I don’t care about the job! I did fine I had a good life. but what I needed then was a friend. and you abandoned me. now get the fuck out of my house.

I yearn to be your fuckpig

Politics plague my brothel and I have recruited the aid of dearest Esquivel. @Baphometberry

@clockjunk For a man such as yourself, love is a price fraught with frot, darling

Crazy, Stupid, Love. is a certified hood classic

@clockjunk @SeverusChud Mmmm when you begpeg I bring out my wooden dildœ that casts a bounty of splinters. But you’ll never find me as one to pegbeg, darling. I am far too busy catering to begpeggers.

Which beg is given to peg your bottom’s hole?

@theqinemperor Darling just sign away the electronic contract I sent you so we can begin the begpeg

Desperate men finish last. There’s nothing that attracts a woman more than playing hard to get. And the way to play hardest to get is to fully commit to being gay.

@bletcheltest @SeverusChud tell me more

@clockjunk @SeverusChud Oomf darling. My study on men who begpeg and women who pegbeg pegbegs to differ.

@SeverusChud women aren’t desperate

@ywomendeservles Those girls make the best fluffers in my abbey and have the opportunity to work their way up if they want to continue in this cutthroat industry from the rock bottom that struck them

@Geniustechw The numale begs to be pegged (begpeg)

What happened to Sam Smith? 🤔

@chasedownleads 5

The answer is incredibly obvious

“Big Mouth” is (and has been from its conception) a programme for pædophiles to get their jollies

@shitpost_2077 @LauderdaleBelle

@garbagebaby6 @ShitpostGate Perhaps it is the fæces which are the pellets they produce that they wish you to eat, darling

@ShitpostGate my bunny does this to me in the morning if he wants pellets

@frutiger_sof The man is hideous to begin with

there’s something so ugly about men who can’t read the body language of the animals they’re handling

@cherishtheeday You’re just a sweeney toddly swimbly swamply london meat pie with a hole, darling

Pepe LeFranc, my prime pimp of penises and piety, visited me and suggested the following additions to my Abbey that I wish you darlings to vote upon