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@upn960 All of mine got moderated. Fuck @Grok Imagine. You suck

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@YesGuy144p @TheImmortalHonk @nocontextmemes As black as naggers?

@TheImmortalHonk @nocontextmemes

@Michael_Shyster @realchasegeiser I would love to tell a woman that she seems like she masturbates a lot... but I don't have the superpower

@realchasegeiser Wish i didnt have to... but those arent her tittyballs. Still sexy tho And i bet shes a freak. That or she masterbates aLOT. I can usually tell. Minor superpower. Generally useless

The cultural shift from ass to boobs is a response to our inherent survival instincts activating against massive depopulation. Knockers of the world, unite!

@hundredbandclip @LinkedInLunat1c

@LinkedInLunat1c The fat ones always bait you with their tits in a push-up bra but you know they’re fat bc they never take a pic of the rest of their body

I buried my father yesterday. Here are my tits.

@gotty39030515 @mafeb20260225 This is the answer.

@mafeb20260225 短期なら左、長く付き合うなら右

突き合うならどっち？ 海外では右が圧倒的に人気らしいwwwww

@pirooooon3 Not if we want meat.

@voguemagazine Fashion is gay

“Fashion is very much an art form not in spite of the body, but because of it,” says Andrew Bolton, curator of the Costume Institute. The central thesis of "Costume Art" is simple as it is thrilling: pair existing artworks with corresponding garments and let your synapses fire.

@CedarPosts The title reads like some boomer who got elderly and can no longer defend themselves

If you had told me ten years ago this city would be Asheville I’d laugh but sadly it’s not funny.

@PantyhoseCEO @FrantizekPaul Uh bc he had sex with her a thousand times b4

I’ll never get why Al Bundy didn’t want to have sex with Peg, just look at her!

@creation247 Sounds like you're just nerd-shaming lol

Facts about Nietzsche > No kids > No legacy > Atheist > 120 IQ (at best) > Died poor > Hated Christianity > Rejected by women > Encouraged Pride Why do people like this guy?

@AmiriKing @_jeff_irons Lol listen to On the Hunt and try to tell me that again

@_jeff_irons Lynyrd Skynyrd is the Nickelback of the 70’s.

I don’t know how to explain this but Florida is NOT the South.

@AmiriKing Apparently you've never been to the swamps of central Florida

@Dickfarmdunnz It's true that Colin Quinn stepped on more of his own punchlines than punchlines Norm delivered

According to Rolling Stone Magazine, Norm MacDonald is bottom 7 cast member of all time. Rob Schneider is 44.

@RAWigger The sad reality is that only jews are actually able to successfully collect this stuff

@TonyBaduy @0xbento @utkcrs I think this is why gays don't like being associated with trans. Like every big reveal is in the same bucket. Being gay might as well be the same as asexual or bipolar. They are much different existence. I guess anyway.

@0xbento @utkcrs Is coming out of the closet not a thing both have to decide to do?

COMPLETE LGBTQ+ DEFEAT 🤯 52% of Students say it is NOT OK to be TRANS 🏳️‍⚧️🙅‍♂️

@NoContextBrits The meat is undercooked, the beans are gross, and the bread needs better on it

What’s missing from this breakfast?

@amazingatheist I never like his music for his physique

I'm sorry. How is this suddenly a discourse? Iggy Pop has performed without his shirt on for his entire decades-spanning career. Now, a bunch of idiots who probably just heard his name for the first time today are getting upset about it because he's old and wrinkly? So what's the idea? That he should put a shirt on to spare you from having to see his body? You essentially want him to be a coward that hides himself for the sake of your comfort. That's not very rock'n'roll. The body is part of the performance. Always has been. If you were fine with it when that body was young and tight, but now suddenly find it offensive because it’s old and wrinkled, then the problem is not him; the problem is that you’ve been trained to see aging as some kind of indecency.

@zundamotisuki Just dont ask walter filipek lmao

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