Jeri
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My neighbor just had a baby, but it was born without ears. My son and I went to visit, and I warned him not to say anything about the ears or he’d get in trouble. My son looked into the crib and said, “What a beautiful baby, lovely hands, feet, and skin. How’s its eyesight?” The mother replied that the baby’s vision was perfect. My son said, “Good, because it would be in trouble if it needed glasses!”
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Hmmm yes this is the good isopod yes hmm inspecting yes good flipp good shell m yes very good isopod you pass inspecting…. Yes…
turts@TurtsAndKolas
Multiple of them…..
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@theserfstv Funny thing is Asmon own bloodline could end with him. We know he has a brother but we do not know more details about him.
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"Ending their bloodlines is the right thing to do"
I don't get how this guy gives Hitlerian speeches daily on a platform where people lost their minds over women showing cleavage
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YOU FUCKING RIPPED UP THE NUCLEAR DEAL JUST TO END UP REMOVING SANCTIONS FOR FREE
Faytuks Network@FaytuksNetwork
BREAKING: U.S. Treasury issues new Iran-related general license allowing the sale of Iranian crude oil and petroleum products already loaded on vessels as of March 20. Authorization runs until 12:01 a.m. EDT, April 19, 2026 — Treasury website
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something is deeply fucked with my hormones why is my facial hair back????
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WRONG im greedy and keeping all the man vtubers to myself
they go in my collection
Miya Mewrilee 🎸 Millennial Dudetuber@MiyaMewrilee
Female 👏 Vtubers 👏 are 👏 allowed 👏 to 👏 talk 👏 about 👏 men
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@P_Kallioniemi When all sad people kill themself only the happiest remain.
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Finland is the happiest country in the world for the ninth year in a row.
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BREAKING: President Trump is now considering pulling out from the Strait of Hormuz, forcing US allies to defend it.
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🚨 BREAKING: UAE announces its gas production is now zero and operations at major natural gas facilities have been suspended.
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@spectatorindex He would have put all of us to sleep with his reliability and boringness.
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BREAKING: Rocket attack from Lebanon towards northern Israel
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@iGotADDi @FfcLucan @_ezeokolorie Pretty sure is cheaper providing the vaccine for free than footing the bill to treat ill people.
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@FfcLucan @_ezeokolorie I think the bigger picture here is why should something like be charged to UK citizens when we pay taxes towards the NHS , amongst other things. ESPECIALLY when it was procured for ALOT yes than what boots are charing us for
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This country isn't real, the vaccine costs £220+ and they expect most teenagers or young adults to afford it.
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 BREAKING: The meningitis outbreak has been declared a "national incident" with the first case now reported in London
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