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@RepShriThanedar You are disgusting.

My favorite kind of abortion is the kind that's safe, legal, accessible, and none of your damn business to regulate. And no amount of fearmongering by describing what goes on to a half-ounce fetus with no consciousness, self-awareness, or feeling of pain is going to change that.

@hashjenni lol you werent even alive then you immature, naive twit.

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms. We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

@BarackObama You are a disgrace to this country. GFY

Although we don’t yet have the details about the motives behind last night's shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner, it’s incumbent upon all us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy. It’s also a sobering reminder of the courage and sacrifice that U.S. Secret Service Agents show every day. I’m grateful to them – and thankful that the agent who was shot is going to be okay.

@katm876 @consequence GFY

@consequence I watch his show every night so I saw it live. I laughed through the sketch...never once thought anything about assassination/murder...untimely death yes, because he is old. It was a joke. He wasn't promoting violence. He wasn't spewing hate. Jimmy is a kind and caring man.

Jimmy Kimmel responded directly to Melania Trump during his opening monologue on Monday night after the First Lady called for his firing: "I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it." "You know how sometimes you wake up in the morning and the First Lady puts out a statement demanding you be fired from your job? We've all been there, right? What a day. "As you know, they had to cancel the White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington on Saturday night after a man with multiple guns and knives crashed the party and may have shot a Secret Service officer. Fortunately, the guy was wearing a bulletproof vest and is okay. He was charged today. No one was hurt, thank goodness. A lot of people were shaken up on a night that is supposed to be light-hearted. "The White House Correspondents' Dinner, if you don't know, it used to be an annual event before Trump showed up, but every year they'd have a comedian roast the room. The President, the Vice President, members of the press—everybody got roasted. I did it once; I hosted it. It was a lot of fun. "But this year they said, 'No comedian. We're bringing in a mentalist instead.' So on Thursday, three days before the event, in order to keep that cherished tradition alive, I did my own version of the correspondents' dinner on my show. I put on a tuxedo. We pretended we had an audience of luminaries. We used old footage of the Trumps, of Pete Hegseth, J.D. Vance, Kid Rock, Vanilla Ice, all the members of his cabinet, and we made it seem like they were all together in a room. We had a little roast. "Again, this was Thursday, and there was no big reaction to it until this morning when I greeted the day facing yet another Twitter vomit storm, and a call to fire me from our First Lady, Melania Trump, saying I should be fired because of a joke I made, again, five nights ago. "It was a pretend roast. I said, 'Our First Lady, Melania, is here. Look at her. So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.' Which obviously was a joke about their age difference and the look of joy we see on her face every time they're together. It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he's almost 80 and she's younger than I am. It was not, by any stretch of the definition, a call to assassination, and they know that. I've been very vocal for many years speaking out against gun violence in particular. "But I understand that the First Lady had a stressful experience over the weekend, and probably every weekend is pretty stressful in that house. And also, I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it... because, by the way, I also should point out: Donald Trump is allowed to say whatever he wants to say, as are you, and as am I, as are all of us. Because under the First Amendment, we have as Americans a right to free speech."

@HarleyQUEN87 @FixNOLA

@FixNOLA He shouldn’t be if they can’t confirm he was there

The gun went off *in the classroom* in February; he was only put on an ankle monitor. He failed to charge it, so Commissioner Jermaine Guillory downgraded him to phone monitoring. Now he’s a person of interest in the mall shooting. More deadly judicial failures. #lalege #lagov

@blakearcuri He doesn't think very hard before he speaks. Not uncommon for an imbecile.

Clerk of Criminal Court has been black since at least 1974 when Ed Lombard first held it. Clerk of Civil District Court has been black since 1979. What about combining two seats held by black people for 5 decades makes a white person likely to take the seat?

@MitchLandrieu You buried New Orleans into a deeper cesspool, yet you're commenting on Hegseth who has overseen some of the best military exercises in just the last 6 months. You're a shitbag.

While our valued servicemen continue to risk their lives in this war of choice in Iran, Pete Hegseth chooses to run the Pentagon like a high school cafeteria, which only further puts our military at risk. Our troops are bleeding for this country. You don't fire high-ranking officials in the middle of a war because of petty politics. A complete disaster. axios.com/2026/04/24/pen…

@uziintheswamp @davantelewis lol, you are big mad! Seek help for your mental illness.

@davantelewis And every snowflake in the comments needs to put down the phone, head to New Orleans, and say this shit in public. Instead of tweeting from your couch in Livingston Parish or something. Michelob Ultra Outback Steakhouse racist ass white ppl whose idea of a vacation is Destin.

Glad your racism is proudly showing. Fix New Orleans is just a front for make it fully white controlled again.

@White3D64197 @LalaLouOnX @dfossier Good grief. Repeal our 2nd amendment? GFY

@LalaLouOnX @dfossier The only gun laws we have are laws that make it easier to have them. Guns are the problem because it’s too easy for any criminal to have one. We should repeal the 2nd Amendment. Thats a good place to start.

If the United Cajun Navy called for a citizen occupation of Baton Rouge and/or New Orleans until all of the judges resigned, I would participate. We don’t have to live like this. I’m willing to do almost anything to avoid having to live like this.

@ChrisMurphyCT GFY! Leave the country if you want to globetrot complaining about how awful the United States is and your uncontrolled TDS! POS

Tonight we will take another vote to end Trump's disastrous Iran war. Republicans will oppose it. They will spend today trying to distract you (like pretending they've never heard of sarcasm). Trump's war is making Iran more powerful. That's a disaster. And Republicans want to talk about anything other than their blind support for a war that is ruining our economy, setting the world on fire, giving Iran control of the Strait, and drawing Iran/Russia/China closer together. They could stop this war now. But they won't. So they throw up obviously disingenuous smoke screens.

@dcpetterson lol

Gov Walz could have been your VP. He could have made his policies go national. But too many people fucked up.

@SpanbergerForVA You're a real POS

TODAY is Election Day! I’ve talked a lot about how Virginia’s approach to redistricting is different. It’s temporary, it’s responsive to other states, but most importantly — it’s up to YOU. Find your polling location at IWillVote.com/VA and join me in voting YES!

@ChrisMurphyCT Keep digging that hole you POS

Ok Twitter, I can’t believe I need to clarify this but obviously Trump’s bungled mismanagement of this war is not “awesome”. As I have said a million times here, it’s a disaster and he should end the war immediately. My tweet was something called “sarcasm”.

@ChrisMurphyCT My tweet isnt sarcasm. Go Fuck Yourself

Get this POS out of Congress and out of our country.

@ChrisMurphyCT Fuck off you traitor piece of shit. This country would be better off without clowns like you.

awesome

@ChrisVanHollen 🖕🖕 You anti-American POS!

🚨 Ever Alvarenga, an asylum seeker, was driving to work Thursday morning when he was rear-ended by an ICE vehicle. He is still in the hospital after suffering significant injuries to his head, chest, back, & hands.   After the accident, he was detained & ICE now refuses to allow his attorneys to meet with him privately, a clear denial of the due process rights afforded to all under our Constitution.   ICE tactics are endangering our communities & violating the Constitution.

@RuthyVibez lol

“They’re not bothering nobody” STFU and get on your flight dummy. They’re not bothering YOU because that complexion protects you goofy. Fckn clown.

@BenStiller Eat a dick you POS

Sending condolences to the family of Robert Mueller. A combat veteran and patriot who served our country and stood for the values we all share as Americans. Rest in peace.

@KellyMorrisonMN You are a fucking moron.

OBGYN here 👋 You don't need an ID to give birth.