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why did kesha say pedicures on our toes toes as if pedicures go anywhere else

worst part of uncloaked is watching all of the faithful say they “totally knew it was rachel all along” OBJECTION!!!!!! #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors

how has jade noticed ALLLLLL these tiny things about faraaz and not the fact that rachel admitted she’s a traitor infront of her #TheTraitors #Traitors

tom nook and my villagers at the new bridge ceremony after contributing absolutely nothing

“Two tablespoons of WHAT?!” the appalled chef yelled. See how I hooked with just one sentence? You want to know more don’t you?

if three ghosts visited me on christmas I’d make them play mario party with me

having three drinks at family christmas gathering and calling my aunt a ride or die

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I

The ultimate flag combination.

Mozart has "no plans" to compose music for the next 'Mario' game. This is because he died on December 5th, 1791.

Why would Lisa Simpson be rushing out of jazz band the second the clock strikes. Lisa loves playing jazz, she loves her saxophone, and she’s very punctual and well-behaved. Every time I watch the intro it seems to betray her very character and it disorientates me

Don’t piss me off tonight

shirley giving chris a 7 but amber an 8… #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

a dreaded 2 from the abysmal shirley.. la voix get behind me #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

jonathan & alan could walk around with “i’m a traitor” written on their foreheads and the abysmal celebs still wouldn’t vote them off #Traitors #CelebrityTraitors

ruth, clare, niko all gone - how can these other celebs not see that it’s jonathan ??? baffled #traitors #CelebrityTraitors