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i’m fucking crying at this video

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Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

second day of spring, it’s sunny and 85 and i saw the most beautiful GTR pass by me - it’s gonna be a good one. seeing some friendly faces tonight as well @siouxciety

Epoch Debut Album Out on 03.19

Released music yesterday for the first time in too many years, more on the way in April Cover art by one of my favorite humans & artists; Cullen Hassel

everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager > drive your friends to the airport > go to their party even when you're tired > stop cancelling last minute > host at your place > support the wins & losses it's worth every ounce of effort

you can lowkey light up a joint with the fire that lies within you

@_obeygrey absolute GOAT status 🙌🏽

state rep called me slurs and thought he'd just chill and nobody would hear about it half of a million people on reddit read about this three news publications have posted stories so far cheers

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

people who still listen to full length dj mixes (audio only, no video) are pure of heart and mind

@biggersocks ‘sir, a second gif has hit the tl’

closing twitter just to open twitter again

@RamonPang 10/10 bait

@TheGoblinnn @freeopioids distillate daniels is fucking gold holy shit

@freeopioids New gen? I was smoking brass knuckles carts before your balls dropped. After school one day we cooked crack in a spoon using a guide we found on Erowid because we were bored. You new gen distillate daniels could never.

I am so glad I grew up in the era of Xanax and Mango Juul pods. I am absolutely NOT hitting the THC-A LSD-25 Granny Apple Express

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

my new song 'hold tight' w/ @djoppidan out now

@camouflybeats drink any domestic beer it is basically water

north america is crazy i am currently struggling to find still water at a vending machine 8 diff sodas no still water

smoking the shit that made Shonen Jump

@jzarraga16 @ArcRaiderAlerts this is killing me lmfao

@ArcRaiderAlerts They be chilling like that lately

wut da pop doin?

New details about the couple that got married during Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show (via Variety): • They had originally planned to make his song ‘Baile Inolvidable’ their first dance • They wound up with 15 extra wedding announcements and sent them to local businesses with the hope of getting free wedding perks • They sent the last invite to Bad Bunny • His team reached out and they thought they were only getting a signed photo • He invited them to get married during his performance • The couple ended up getting married at the Super Bowl with ‘Baile Inolvidable’ as their first dance and Lady Gaga as their wedding singer (variety.com/2026/tv/news/b…)