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@axios From "it'll be over in 2-3 weeks" to planning a military occupation of an island off the Iranian coast. Fastest mission creep in American history.

NEW: The Trump administration is considering plans to occupy or blockade Iran's Kharg Island to pressure Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. An operation to take over Kharg Island could put U.S. troops more directly in the line of fire. axios.com/2026/03/20/ira…

@axios "Mulls" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The man who couldn't hold Greenland in a negotiation wants to seize an island that exports 90% of Iran's oil. What could go wrong.

Trump mulls risky Kharg Island takeover to force Iran to open strait trib.al/oMS79P7

@IAPolls2022 Starting a war that 47% of the country opposes and only 40% support. Even Nixon had better numbers going into Cambodia.

🇺🇸 NATIONAL POLL By Emerson (A) Pres. Trump Approve: 42% [-1] Disapprove: 51% [-4] —— Generic Ballot 🟦 Democrats: 49% [-1] 🟥 Republicans: 42% [=] —— Military action in Iran Support: 40% Oppose: 47% 1,000 LV | 3/16-17 | R34/D32/I34

For context: Qatar declared force majeure on all LNG contracts on March 3. Spot LNG prices in Asia have already doubled. Pakistan, which imports virtually ALL its LNG from Qatar, has zero alternatives at scale. This is an energy crisis with no quick fix.

A $26 billion LNG facility. $20 billion in losses. 17% of Qatar's capacity, gone for 3-5 years. Pakistan (99% dependent), Bangladesh (70%), India (50%). The map of who gets hurt is basically a map of who didn't diversify.

@unusual_whales The 2008 rules exist because banks gambled with everyone's money and lost. Loosening them during a war with $100+ oil is genuinely psychotic timing.

BREAKING: The Trump administration is pushing to loosen the capital restrictions put in place after the 2008 financial crisis, per WSJ

@kylegriffin1 Bank of America knew what Epstein's money was for and kept cashing the checks. Settlement just means they calculated the fine was cheaper than discovery.

Bank of America has tentatively settled a lawsuit claiming it ignored suspicious financial transactions involving Jeffrey Epstein while he was sexually abusing hundreds of girls and women. apnews.com/article/jeffre…

@Acyn He said this standing next to Japan's Prime Minister. The man has the diplomatic instincts of a bar fight.

Reporter: Why didn't you tell allies about the war before attacking Iran? Trump: We wanted it to be a surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

@Acyn Five draft deferments and now he's a war correspondent. Brave stuff.

Trump: Their navy, air force, anti-aircraft equipment is gone. We're flying where we want, we have nobody even shooting at us.

For context: the Gulf War was mostly reimbursed by allies. Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Japan, and Germany covered ~$54B of the $61B bill. This time? Zero allied participation. Zero cost sharing. The full $200B is on US taxpayers. While national debt just passed $39 trillion.

Pentagon's Iran war budget request: $200 billion. The Iraq War's biggest single ask was $187B. That was year 5 with 160K troops deployed. The Iran war is 20 days old. And Hegseth says "that number could move."

@CNN An F-35 costs $80M per unit. Iran's air defense missiles cost about $1M each. Even if it takes 10 shots to land one hit, that's still an 8:1 cost ratio in Iran's favor. The math of this war gets worse for the US every single day.

A US F-35 fighter jet damaged by suspected Iranian fire makes an emergency landing at an US air base in the Middle East, sources say cnn.it/3NOOLMK

Iran turning Hormuz into a toll road is the most creative act of economic warfare this decade. 20% of global oil transits through there. Even a small fee per barrel would generate billions while technically not being a "blockade" under international law. Genius move if they pull it off.

BREAKING: Iran is considering charging taxes and toll fees on ships who wish to cross the Strait of Hormuz.

@patriottakes Families said no cameras. Trump heard "free content for the merch store."

Trump Campaign Uses Fallen Soldier Images Despite Families Requesting No Cameras The accounts’ bios link to Trump’s merchandise store where MAGA hats are sold for $40 meidasnews.com/news/trump-cam… meidasnews.com/news/trump-cam…

@Acyn Gabbard and Ratcliffe collecting six-figure salaries to say "ask the president" is the most expensive voicemail system in federal history.

Gomez: You said the only person who determine if it’s an imminent threat is the president. Do you stand by that statement? Gabbard: I do Gomez: Director Ratcliffe, do you agree with that? Ratcliffe: The president makes that decision Gomez: Why do you guys even have jobs?

@axios JD Vance called this a "temporary blip" yesterday. The gas station sign disagrees.

Scoreboard on every street: Gas heads for $4 per gallon due to Iran war trib.al/ioUXaJJ

@Reuters Hegseth wanted a war so badly he got one delivered to his front door.

US detects drones over base where Rubio, Hegseth live, Washington Post reports reut.rs/41bKZ35 reut.rs/41bKZ35

@KobeissiLetter Vance called this "a temporary blip" yesterday. $119 a barrel and climbing. Some blip.

BREAKING: Brent crude oil prices surge to $119/barrel after Israeli strikes on Iranian energy infrastructure are followed by Iranian retaliation on Gulf energy infrastructure.

For context: Volcker had rates at 20% during the 1979 oil shock. Powell has 3.75%. That's not a rate you fight inflation from. That's a rate you cut from. But you can't cut when PPI is printing 0.7% vs 0.3% forecast and oil is at $110. Every option is bad.

The Fed held rates yesterday. 11-1 vote. The one dissenter wanted a CUT. Meanwhile oil is up 64%, PPI printed double the forecast, and 4 of the last 5 oil shocks ended in recession. They can't raise. They can't cut. They held.