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I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

@DrKanyuira The Ferrari of Keyboards.

Married fellows who own this set. Do your wives/partners know how much you spent on it?

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

The viral water bottle fan is at Vitality Stadium watching Man City lose to Bournemouth 😱

In hell you are forced to watch Arsenal defend a one goal lead

Major life cheat code: Don’t romanticize potential. Measure yourself by what you consistently do, not by what you believe you could do one day.

Only Valverde is trending because people can't spell Tchouaméni.

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

David Attenborough is now officially 100 years old.

me driving home after Captain America used my door as a shield

We stopped saying "it’s Photoshop" and started saying "it’s AI" End of an era. Photoshop, thanks for the memories .

Nowadays unanusa tu pombe then fight for your life for 3 days straight 😫. A good dancer knows when to leave the stage

🚨 BREAKING: Toronto Police just seized “SMS Blasters” fake cell towers never seen before in Canada. These portable devices hijack thousands of phones at once, blast fake bank/Canada Post texts, and knock out real service (even 911 calls). Tens of thousands of phones hit. Over 13 MILLION disruptions. Three men charged 🇨🇳 • Dafeng Lin, 27, of Hamilton • Junmin Shi, 25, of Markham • Weitong Hu, 21, of Markham This is next-level cyber crime on our streets. Stay alert. Never click surprise links. #Toronto #CyberCrime #ScamAlert

@GamewithDave Doom

The 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. We were coding our MySpace profiles, jailbreaking iPhones, and pirating music on limewire for our mp3s.

cron jobs are going through the most epic rebrand

The Police once raided a warehouse and found 3,800 PlayStations running FIFA Ukraine's security service raided a warehouse in Vinnytsia expecting to find a crypto mining farm Instead they found PS4 consoles stacked on racks from floor to ceiling Every single one was running FIFA 21 on autopilot, farming Ultimate Team coins 24 hours a day to sell on the black market The operation was stealing $259,000 a month in electricity and causing power blackouts across the entire city The consoles alone were worth $1.5 million EA makes $1.6 billion a year from Ultimate Team The FIFA coin black market is worth over $200 million a year At black market rates, 3,800 consoles farming coins 24/7 could pull in $3 to $5 million a year Around the same time an actual EA employee got caught selling rare Ultimate Team cards for $1,000 each on the side Even the people who made the game were running the same hustle

Even with the fuel levy tax, excise tax, dev. tax and any other tax inclusive, pump prices in Kenya shouldn't exceed sh40 per litre.

@_Sakko @KEelectrician Hizo nike, jordans and brands zote moi avenue ni counterfit... i trust mitumba to get original shoes.

@KEelectrician Bata wanauza Nike ?

unaenda kwa shop hapo Moi Avenue kubuy kiatu ,muuzaji anakuambia ni kshs 8500 ,alafu unabargain mpaka kshs 5500 ..anakataaa ,ukianza kutoka kuenda zako anakuita then he/she tells you " chukua tu lakini ujue nimeenda hasara na nakuweka kwa book ya debtors " Wewe unafurahia sana thinking that you just got a good offer ,kuvuka hiyo pande ya Ronald ngala street unaona same shoes ikiuzwa hapo .. unasema uingie uone kama offer from the other shop was good . Unaambiwa "hii ni kshs 4500 but naweza kukuachia na 3800" . Hapo ndio unajuanga wewe ni fala na Nairobi kila mtu anajua kile kilimleta . Hahahahahaha