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So yeah... @FoxNews, I was just wondering... question that's been on my mind lately. How many tubes of Chapstick and pairs of kneepads DO you guys go through in say... idk... a month's time? Is there a graph I could look at? Some kind of slide deck maybe?

For the next five days, Larva Me Tender is available FREE on Kindle! Have yourself a holly jolly twisted little holiday. 🙂 tinyurl.com/44axvwmd

Public Zervis Announcement - Please read Burner by @bobford. That is all. Burner a.co/d/0qx8PSV

@Zervco Thanks guys! Sorry for the long delayed response on this... I've had my head buried into my laptop and I think it ate my face.

It's release day for my first poetry collection, MY EYES ARE JUST HOLOGRAMS. Available anywhere you can order books from. Over 60 poems and word things. lovingly tended by @apokrupha and Wonderful cover art and these kind words from @bobford

Dear CNN... whoever handles your closed caption work should either get a raise or be fired. I'm unsure of which yet. But... having half a cup of coffee and seeing this as I'm watching the news was both spectacular and alarming, so thank you for that. #HappyEveryoneIsOk #Zombies

This is my first intentional decent into the extreme horror genre. Queen of Pain. Unleashing in 2025.

This was a blast to do, thanks guys!

Thanks all!

This Saturday 10a-1p 📚🎃 cecilcountylibrary.org/event/reading-… Come see me @bobford @todd_keisling @amandaheadlee @KennethWCain and others!!

So yeah, hey. I sometimes wonder whatever happened to Yahoo Serious. He's 71 years old now. You're welcome, Gen X. Have a great day.

@Zervis_Company @ElfordAlley You guys kick more ass than a donkey. Thank you so much for this. I've been deep in the trenches, working until all I see is Matrix code behind my eyelids when I sleep. But...I'll be sending an exclusive, never before done, video reading your way VERY soon.

If you were going to wear a t-shirt with your most often used phrase, what would it be?

oh my god

My mom died when I was 17. I only have a handful of pictures and zero videos of her. A couple years ago, on my birthday, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize. It simply said “happy birthday” with a YouTube link. I clicked it and my heart stopped. It was my mom. I had to pull over immediately. She was telling me how proud she was of me and how she wondered what I’d become. Maybe a policeman, a preacher, or even a clown. I couldn’t believe it. Well, it turns out the random phone number was my friend Jon’s dad, who had found this video on an old VHS tape they made before a 1999 school event. I was 16. This experience got me thinking... what if we could have one last conversation with someone we lost? 🚛 The Crossing Over Express is now on @X 👻

@writing_show Absolutely!

We want to hear from the horror authors out there! With Halloween approaching, we would like to find some great authors to feature on our show. Drop your favourite horror gif and let us know if you would be interested in appearing.

@HorrorDNA @KevinBLucia @mercedesmy @ChadLutzke @kelliowen_ @cmpriest @andrewcull @todd_keisling @HaileyPiperSays @HightowerLaurel Thanks for promoting all of these fine authors, including me, the heathen. <3

Friday #Kindle deals are here! Nothing over $2.99. Works by @KevinBLucia, @bobford, @mercedesmy, @ChadLutzke, @kelliowen_, @cmpriest, @andrewcull, @todd_keisling, @HaileyPiperSays, @HightowerLaurel & more! #horror #ad #amreading #amreadinghorror amzn.to/3Kj4Uoq

@jconnollybooks If you think that chair is scary...don't look in the closet. @StephenKing is hiding in there with a Pennywise mask.

I’m still alive. I took precautions…

@EHuanglu @Hailuo_AI Only added the word "elderly"...

Okay, you have to see this. I asked @Hailuo_AI to show a woman going from happy to sad, then crying and covering her face with hands. I was honestly shocked AF! Copy this prompt and show us your result only if it blows your mind. [Over the shoulder shot of a woman’s close up, at first she is laughing, then she becomes sad, then she starts to cry, then she cover her face with her hands]