Rob Pilling

The sun is a compiler

I was at a specialty coffee shop in Brussels this morning. I ordered a Flat White. The barista smiled and picked up a Sharpie. "Can I get your name for the cup?" I froze. "You are about to write my Personally Identifiable Information (PII) on a disposable paper substrate." "This constitutes 'Processing' under Article 4(2) of the GDPR." "Did I sign a Data Processing Agreement?" She sighed. "Sir, it's just so I can call you when it's ready." "That is not a valid legal basis," I countered. "I demand to speak to your Data Protection Officer (DPO) immediately." She said they didn't have one. She said they are just a "small business." I immediately dialed the Belgian Data Protection Authority. 20 minutes later, the shop was cordoned off. The espresso machine was seized as evidence of an unregulated data intake system. People say I need caffeine to function. Incorrect. I need Compliance to function.

Lol 😂😂

the kids yearn for FTP servers

"sure lemme just share my screen"

DeepSeek's censorship is no match for the jailbreakers of Reddit (from u/JimRice18)

i cant believe ChatGPT lost its job to AI

Europeans: “I am holidaying. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day” Americans:

Alan Turing was such a visionary that he invented Bitcoin 70 years before Satoshi

you should add megabool to your projects

The camera looking for him is just wild 😂

Never a truer word spoken.

The Great British public never ceases to deliver

I followed a school bus this morning on my way to the gym Not a single kid in the back gave me the finger The new generation is soft

I’ve already found my favourite response to the big NHS consultation

got too drunk in the vietnamese restaurant last night, they said i can never go back. they banh mi