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Moon shines softly in tranquil dark nights. Respect everyone. Hold peace close to your heart. Pursue your own dreams.

@marlene4719 Is she a bitch?

When a president of the United States calls a black woman journalist a bitch, silence is not an option. Shame on her cowardly coworkers.

@Mrddrag3 @TheEXECUTlONER_ It’s not his job to tell the kid to touch the plate

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Yes the kid didn't immediately touch the base, but the umpire watched him touch home at :32 before the last runner made it home.

This umpire was calling a 9U baseball game. A player came up to bat and hit a home run. What happened next is anyone’s guess. Most are saying the umpire blew up after he lost his mind and robbed a 9 year old of a home run. What do you think the call should be? Do you think k he blew it big time or do you agree with the call?

@0hour1 @RealHickory He should do another Covid concert

Singer Garth Brooks is having financial problems as his latest album flops after saying his fanbase didn't matter. Welp FAFO happened.

@ConservBrief He seems normal, lol

You Can't Make This Up! Maine Democrat Senate candidate Graham Platner commenting on s*xual assault: "Holy f---, how about people just take some responsibility for themselves and not get so f----- up they wind up having sex with someone they don't mean to? So if you don't want to be in a comprising situation, act like an adult for f---- sake." Graham Platner about getting his N*zi tattoo: "We went ashore in Split, Croatia... and we got very inebriated, and we decided to go get a tattoo. And we chose a terrifying looking skull and crossbones off the wall." So... it's a woman's responsibility if she gets drunk and then assaulted, but it's not his responsibility he got drunk and chose a N*zi tattoo?

@ewarren @fightfite Yep, that’s how it works🤦

Did you know that Donald Trump could appoint two more Supreme Court Justices?

@thatdayin1992 What does Bill Clinton have to do with gas prices?

When you realize you have to pay $4.50 a gallon because the president of the US raped children on a private island

@SabuzView @DameScorpio

🚨BREAKING : Joe Biden has secured a $10 million book deal for his presidential memoir. What should it be named ?

@MikeLevin @DarnelSugarfoo When can I get one???

You have got to be kidding me. The State Department is putting Donald Trump’s scowling face on the U.S. passport. His signature in gold. Superimposed over the Declaration of Independence, a document literally written to get away from this exact behavior. No sitting president has ever done this. Coins, park passes, battleships, and now your passport. The man cannot find a surface he will not slap his name or face on. This is not patriotism. It is vanity.

@saras76 @JtShaggy @BGOnTheScene She seems like she is ready to strap on a suicide vest

This dumb bitch ran up to Trumps motorcade after he was nearly assassinated - and got arrested. Play stupid games. Democrats are so fucking dumb. @BGOnTheScene

@RobertMSterling @RonColeman TDS is worse than Covid!

The assassin being a CalTech grad is *insane* CalTech undergrad is legit the most difficult school in America. Off-the-charts IQ required to even get in the door. It does not bode well for our country that people this smart and well-educated are going off the rails like this.

@VigilantFox @sagesteele Yes Bill, we are

Bill Maher asks how the government is “failing the poor so badly” when he pays “60 PERCENT” of his earnings in taxes. “Last week was tax day… I paid the government probably almost 60% of what I earn. That’s a lot.” “And I… wouldn’t mind if Bernie Sanders would stop saying the rich don’t pay taxes.” “The top 10% pay 72% of all federal income taxes. And the bottom half, 3%.” “The Democratic Socialists talk about socialism like we don’t already have a lot: Social Security, unemployment, Medicare, nutritional assistance, Medicaid, Obamacare, disability, housing subsidies.” “How can you be soaking the rich and failing the poor so badly? How can it be that the federal government alone took in over 5 trillion in taxes last year, and we still need that?” “Are we really this incompetent and corrupt?”

@Jules31415 @The_FJC

Jesse Watters: "Sources tell the New York Times that the gay ayatollah is a burned up vegetable. He's missing a leg, has had 3 surgeries on the other one, surgeries on his hand, and his face and lips are burnt severely—so burnt that the ayatollah can't talk and actually needs a facelift. There's no way of communicating with him one-on-one... ...So Cardboard's underground, surrounded by a crew of Persian cosmetic surgeons. The only way of sending him a message? Handwritten letters, delivered by a guy on a camel who avoids roads. Sources also say the Supreme Leader isn't in charge."

@SamaHoole @lsferguson Every kid I see seems to be 6’3 these days, not sure about that data

In 1776, when the American colonies broke from the British Empire, the average American man was 5'9". This was three inches taller than the average Englishman. It was taller than the Dutch, taller than the French, taller than the Swedes. George Washington, at 6'2", was tall by any standard, but his soldiers were not the Lilliputians the popular image suggests. At 5'7" the average Continental Army private was significantly taller than a typical European soldier, because he had grown up on a diet that the typical European soldier had not. The diet was meat. Dairy. Eggs from the back garden. Game from the woods that belonged to nobody. The abundance of colonial America, where the protein was not controlled by a landlord or rationed by a church or restricted by a forest law, had produced a population that was, by the skeletal standards of the eighteenth century, the tallest on earth. Americans stayed the tallest people in the world for nearly two hundred years. Then they stopped. American height plateaued in the 1950s. It has not meaningfully increased since. The average American man born in 1996 is approximately 5'9", which is the same height as the average American man born in 1950, and roughly the same height as the average American man in 1776. In the same period, the Dutch grew six inches. The Scandinavians grew five. The Germans grew four. The South Koreans grew nearly four. One by one, the European populations that had been shorter than Americans in 1900 overtook them. The Dutch, who had been among the shortest Europeans in 1860, are now the tallest people on earth at an average of 6 foot for men. Americans have dropped to 37th. Thirty-seventh. The richest country in the history of the world, spending more per capita on food than almost any other nation, is now shorter than the Dutch, the Danes, the Norwegians, the Swedes, the Germans, the Croatians, the Czechs, the Estonians, the Latvians, the Lithuanians, the Slovenians, the Montenegrins, the Bosnians, the Serbs, the Icelanders, the Belgians, the Austrians, the Swiss, the Australians, the New Zealanders, the Canadians, the Bermudans, and the Finns. The conventional explanation blames inequality. Healthcare access. Poverty. These are real factors. They are also downstream of something more fundamental. The American diet changed. In the 1950s, the average American ate butter, whole milk, eggs, and red meat as the nutritional backbone of the diet. By the 1990s, the average American was eating margarine, skimmed milk, egg whites, chicken breast, and a long list of processed foods that had been reformulated to remove animal fat and replace it with sugar and seed oil, because the dietary guidelines had told them to. The Dutch, in the same period, continued eating dairy. Full-fat dairy. Roughly a kilogram per person per day. Cheese for breakfast. Cheese for lunch. Milk with dinner. Butter on everything. The Dutch ignored the American dietary guidelines and kept eating the food that was making them tall. The Americans followed the guidelines and stopped growing. The Dutch ignored the guidelines and became the tallest people on earth. The experiment has been running for fifty years. It is running in real time. The results are in the conscription records and the school growth charts and the anthropometric surveys that are published every year and that nobody in a position to update the dietary guidance appears to be reading. America was the tallest country on earth when it was eating butter. America is the 37th tallest country on earth now that it is eating the guidelines. The guidelines have not been updated. The Dutch are still eating the cheese.

@JoeConchaTV @bossy_becky He inserted an XL tampon by mistake.

Does anyone want to explain why this Governor is trashing the American president in… Barcelona?

@babybeginner @EllieCohanim It’s kind of a fitting representation of his administration

Dear New Yorkers who have never seen dumpsters. Let me explain what this will do. 1. They will stink. They will get all kinds of gross liquid in them and they will stink. 24/7. Wait for the summer. That’s gonna be so charming. 2. Trash will pile up over and around them. Bc it ALWAYS does. 3. Parking way up. $$$$. I know you don’t think you care but it will cost someone more money which will be passed onto you. 4. These could easily bc homeless shelters. The trash will then be tossed on the streets. 5. Rats will find a way. It will smell like food to them at all times. It will attract them. 6. It’s going to cost a bunch of money. 7. It will be UGLY. They will be covered with all kinds of gross garbage materials. Hence the stinking mentioned earlier. The beautiful streets will be packed with these. Imagine a 100 story building. How big of a dumpster do they need? 8. Will they be moved every other day like cars? How will the street sweepers get around them? 9. And other stuff I haven’t even thought of yet.

@ClownWorld You still owe for the window if you break it.

@phildstewart @barnes_law We could blow up the tanks

(Reuters) - Iran can withstand a complete halt ​in oil exports of up to two months before being forced to curb production, ‌analysts said, after the U.S. began blocking shipping in and out of the country's ports on April 13. With its exports blocked, Iran faces having to divert crude ⁠into onshore storage tanks. Once those tanks are filled, the OPEC member would be required to curb ​upstream output. Consultancy FGE NextantECA estimates Iran has about 90 million barrels of available onshore crude storage capacity, ​out of total capacity of roughly 122 million barrels.

@RepRoKhanna @MattH_4America CA Dem complaining about high gas prices is funny

Trump's immoral and reckless war in Iran has shot up gas prices in my district to nearly $6 a gallon. Stop the war, stop exporting our crude oil, and pass my windfall profits tax on Big Oil to give Americans a rebate for their gas bills.

@flapprdotnet I don’t think we will be seeing that again

The Masters is/was cool because Augusta National refused to loosen its rigid standards of decorum and inoculated the tournament from things like Jason Kelce appearing and filming lame bits.