Craig Brand

@Jim_B_71 I think we’ll need to rely on a few flukes over the next few games.

@bogglesUK Yeah it’s crazy and we’ve been doing it all season. Funnily enough I can see us fluking a win against Hibs next week.

On the plus side Killie also lost, Lobban impressed in his wee cameo & Gyamfi looked a threat going forward. I think we might just grind out enough points to finish 10th but we need to find a starting XI that works very very soon.

@AbzPodcast You could have put your house on him to score from a set piece. No one even attempting to challenge him.

A second goal for Saints. A free header from a set play. Shock.

@pritipatel What an absolute fuckwit you are.

Labour is now attacking the great British marmalade! No idea Keir is so desperate to fit in with his EU pals and unpick Brexit, he's now looking to rename British marmalade to align with the EU. When Labour negotiates, Britain loses big time….  mol.im/a/15703815

@kaitlancollins Ha ha ha ha ha.

Trump says Iran asked for seven more days and he gave them ten.

@akawakeford Fucking bananas move, and I’m not his biggest fan. He’s clearly a talker on the pitch and a known quantity compared to this no mark we are looking to bring in on a free.

Now I’m not going to be a hypocrite here because I’ve been critical of him however SHN has been one of the few players demonstrating any sort of conviction and composure recently. This doesn’t seem like a great move at the moment.

@BenGrahamUK Jesus must be raging. He used to fucking love a Cadbury Creme Egg.

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

@Jim_B_71 Yikes. That's a big statement. Certainly not one that would come back to bite your bahookie at all 😱

Keskinen showing more in the last 10 minutes than he has in the last 10 weeks. Or 10 months. Good to see. Showing he deserves a start. I think if we start with the 11 who finish this game when we visit Paisley we have more than enough to win comfortably.

@ExploringAlway @DPJHodges @Mr1beard Should we attack Russia then if that's your metric?

@DPJHodges @Mr1beard Not to mention endless cyber attacks.

Going to say it again. Starmer claimed to be keeping us out of this war. He failed. We are in the war. Pretending we're not is simply not a strategy.

@BuzzPatterson Nice try chum. The whole cold war East v West is exactly how the US wanted things since WW2 and now Russia is OK? Jog on you fucking muppet.

The next time you hear one of our European “allies” say that Iran isn’t “their war,” I’ll remind them that Ukraine isn’t ours.

@vicderbyshire Why don't we make a deal? Drop his tariffs and we'll send some ships. That's what he'd do.

Donald Trump calls on the UK and other nations to join the US in sending ships to help secure the Strait of Hormuz In a post on Truth Social, the US president says despite "Iran's attempted closure" of the passage, "one way or the other, we will soon get the Hormuz Strait OPEN, SAFE, and FREE!" 
The UK Maritime Trade Operations says 16 ships operating in and around the Gulf and Strait of Hormuz have been attackedsince the war started

@tomhfh @Adam_Bateman_UK @lewis_goodall Imagine thinking current Washington gives a shit what we think or do. We could do a million things they want but the one thing they don't like and we're thrown under the bus. The majority of the British public seem to be done with pleasing them for the sake of it.

@Adam_Bateman_UK @lewis_goodall It's how post-imperial Britain exerts global influence and has done for fifty years. x.com/JohnRentoul/st…

Starmtroopers are trying to spin British dither and delay as a strategic masterstroke. Think about it for a second and you’ll see how nonsensical that is: 1. Trump was going to bomb the Ayatollah whether we let him use our bases or not. 2. We were going to see our assets attacked even if we forbade the Americans use of our bases. (We know that because that’s what happened.) 3. Letting the Americans take off from Diego Garcia would have been a zero cost choice relative to what we are seeing now. And it would have delivered significant benefits, keeping us in the room and in a position of influence. 4. Ensuring we had naval assets in the region as we had continuously from 1980-2025 would have put us in a better position, rather than playing catch up this week - and handing Macron the status of Protector of Cyprus. So what has our position achieved? 1. We did not stop the war, no matter how desirable that would have been. 2. We failed to convince the Islamic Republic that we were not involved, as they ordered their proxies to hit us anyway. 3. We pissed off the Americans by quadrupling their bombing raid flight time. 4. We are getting less of a hearing from the White House and DoW. 5. We left our people and assets exposed and undefended by our own navy.

@BBCPolitics He’s a backpedaling, grifting, vapid cunt.

“We don’t see the cause for the UK to be deploying our personnel offensively” Reform Treasury spokesperson Robert Jenrick says his party does not the UK to be more involved in the US-Israeli war with Iran #BBCLauraK bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

@Peston Or that support could just as easily strengthen Robert?

@NileGardiner Give it a rest Nile you fucking weirdo.

The most humiliating put down of a British Prime Minister since the Suez Crisis of 1956. Churchill would have viewed Keir Starmer as a treacherous, weak-kneed and cowardly socialist who is destroying Britain and the vital partnership with the United States.

@Peston So it’s a war now?

Trump: “The UK, our once great ally…we don’t need people that join wars after we’ve already won”

Badenoch should really just stop speaking until all this is over.

@afneil Let's just make you Rear Admiral Andrew. You seem to know everything. Well, you have an opinion on everything anyway.

Distinctly underwhelming. Just unconvincingly repeating government talking points. Why doesn’t he leave that to ministers? But I love how he claims the Royal Navy has ships all over the place — omitting to mention that we have none where they are currently needed — Eastern Mediterranean, Gulf and Red Sea. Not one. Zero. Zilch. He’s clearly a Master of Military Forward Planning.

@DPJHodges @Thomasgordon01 You want us to bomb Iran. Its literally your stance.

@Thomasgordon01 I'd like to engage, genuinely. But I can't if you're just going to invent my stance.

"Unconditional surrender". "MIGA!". Say it again. Trump is literally going mad. These aren't just words. He's deploying vast military assets in support of a war with no clear objective, strategy or post-conflict plan.

@ColinBrazierTV Morning Colin, how’s the twitter grift going today?

Naturally the BBC would support replacing the license fee with a tax. The truth is that, other than universities, the BBC has been the greatest single engine of leftist social engineering this country has ever known. Its choke-hold over public discourse can’t end soon enough.