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@Jaguars @trevorlawrence Now he looks like Ellen DeGeneres.

AI could never. @trevorlawrence | #NewProfilePic

@KatTimpf Sorry for your loss. Just lost my own father this Spring. He was 72.

My seemingly healthy, strong father Daniel “Dad Timpf” Timpf died very unexpectedly on the evening of May 7 at just 69 years old.   It does not seem like enough to simply call him my father, because he was so much more than that. He was my rock, my hero and my best friend. He was loyal, funny, kind, selfless, hard-working, and so devoted to his children that it was impossible to be near him and not find yourself inspired. He was a writer, a painter, a sailor, and somehow knowledgeable on every subject from world history to literature to accounting. He was the most dependable person anyone has ever met. I always felt like, as long as I had his phone number, there was not a problem I could not solve. I needed him here with me; I am not okay, and I am far from the only person who feels this.   The birth of my son in February 2025, his first grandchild, was supposed to be a happy new beginning for our family. A family that had been already once devastated by an untimely loss: the loss of my mother Anne Marie to a rare disease in 2014 just a matter of weeks after her diagnosis.   The joy of my son’s birth was, of course, complicated by my also very unexpected breast cancer diagnosis just a matter of hours before going into labor with him. During this time, my dad did what he did best, which was to save the day. As soon as he heard about my diagnosis, he simply got into the car and started driving to New York -- making it through the tunnel just as my  son was born…on the day that happened to be his own birthday, as well.   In the tumultuous time of a simultaneous new cancer diagnosis and new baby, my dad was the sole reason for our stability, rushing in to help care for our son, and returning to do so again for my double mastectomy, reconstructive surgery, and any time that we ever needed him. It was an awful, awful year… but I found so much joy and hope throughout it by watching the beauty of a very special relationship form between my son and my father. This horrible thing that was happening was creating such a very special bond between the two of them -- almost making the terrible thing worth it -- and I was so excited to see how that bond would grow.   The bond was of top priority for my father, who visited from Michigan often. I saw him last on the Monday before he died, and my son was so proud to help his grandfather push his suitcase down to the car as he left. The goodbyes were quick. Why wouldn’t they be? We would all see each other again at the beginning of June, when we would all head to Texas for my shows and to see my grandpa. We wanted to make sure that my son could spend as much time as he could with his great-grandfather. He is, after all, 93.   I was certainly not over the trauma of my cancer or having to amputate the breasts I so badly wanted to feed my son with, but the one thing I could always count on to get me through my worst moments was seeing my son’s and my father’s faces light up when they saw each other, be it during the visits or our routine morning and bedtime FaceTime calls.   That is, at least, until I had to hear over the phone from a doctor I had never met in an emergency room in the same town up north that I’d previously announced to my father that I was pregnant that my dad was dead; I would never see him again, and neither would my son. It would turn out that last year was not the hard one, after all. Rather, it was the one I would now do anything to relive. I would amputate my breasts every year just to be able to speak with him one more time, even for five minutes.   I am currently living an unimaginable horror. For many people, this is a tragic story. For me, it’s my life. I do not know how I will recover from it. I only know that I have to for the sake of what is left of my family.

@stoolpresidente Marietta Pizza Company

Are there any Atlanta pizza places I haven’t hit yet?

@CodyPucks Definitely tailed that over. 💰

After I said we were about to go: Faber pt +130 ✅ Caufield goal +145 ✅ MTL-BUF over 5.5 -130 ✅ W. Karlsson +110 ✅ J. Carlson away from perfection but pretty good weekend!! Let’s try to keep it going!

@CodyPucks Doan 💰

Doan and Benson again were so straightforward at + money One of those if you aren’t on the initial wave it’s hard to catch it

@GUnit_81 The Padres will steal your money.

The Padres offense has been strangely all over the place this season, Tati’s and Machado have low key been in a rut so far this season.

@CodyPucks They watched Ottawa and said hold my 🍺

No way Philly ever practices power play. Can’t convince me they do

@unusual_whales Launch the Nukes

BREAKING: Reportedly, the war in Iran is causing a shortage of Diet Coke, per NYP

@DrunkRepub Common ground is 6 feet apart!

Look on the bright side: the country is very divided and maybe a pandemic is just what we need to find common ground. It worked last time.

@CodyPucks Did they replace him with Kadri on the PP?

Massive for the over. Life. No jinx. Do it 62

@the_ghost_CM83 @GameSpot Wonderful. I’m sure it will be a fun game. Just wish they let Batman have his moment. Original was perfect.

@boilerupdave @GameSpot That's the point for Lego parodies

LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight recreates the intro to Batman: The Animated Series 💯

@Alejand33383494 @GameSpot The original is so perfect just make a 1:1 recreation with the Lego characters.

@boilerupdave @GameSpot That's the idea (i think), it's suppose to be a mix between a reference & a parody.

@AtlRey @WhiteHouse What a flop this admin has been the last two months.

@WhiteHouse Man, I just want low gas prices, low food prices, and deportations.

In a galaxy that demands strength - America stands ready. This is the way. May the 4th be with you.

@GUnit_81 I think you meant Mariners not Marlins on the text in the video?

I’m looking for a 6-0 on this #MLB Monday morning in the Pickmas Three as I pick the earliest and latest games of the day and a game in between. Every pick I get correct puts an ornament on the tree!

@QTRBlackGarrett Borderlands and Ravenswatch currently

What are your favorite four player coop games? Need suggestions

@Browncoat_Joe @3YearLetterman @harukaawake Every kid I know wants his autograph.

@3YearLetterman @harukaawake You shouldn’t be allowed around children

🇯🇵 Something I'm noticing more and more on X. When we were young, we were told that the Western world looked down on us. But almost all of the anti-Japanese posts come here from developing countries. I have to say that being on X has made me much more pro-Western.

@WallaBets 💥

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@Canissmajor_ Reverse the logos and you’re 💯