robin gibson

Is it true? Only £4.50 (+£2.99)? #joy #brexit #fish #roaming

@anon_opin Cobblers. As Seinfeld put it, you don't plough a field with a couple of pool cues

I love Chinese food but I almost never see anyone using chopsticks properly. Everyone should be able to use chopsticks to eat with the same grace they use a knife and fork, or a spoon. If your kids can't use chopsticks properly by their 12th birthday you've failed them.

@Glinner Me too. I just did

This made me laugh out loud

@samwhyte One more thing than me.

The only thing I know how to achieve in 2 weeks is drop a dress size with Special K.

@TheExtremeMusi1 The Dead, man, never saw them till 91. Was a punk refusenik before. They were still brilliant

Which band would you love to have seen at their peak???

@theloudbloke Despite her outrageous cold-eyed inhumanity, she couldn't quite bring herself to say that it's really the people she thinks are filthy

Filthy Dinghies!! How do you know if they're dirty or not?? #bbcqt

Whoever wrote the AI prompt for a cold-eyed soulless Tory journalist promoting war over welfare got it spot on. Almost seems real #bbcqt

@superjplex @MannyNorte He has been let off light, just didn't have as loyal manager as Pete Doherty did

@MannyNorte Were you born a dumb cunt or did you become one? Have you seen the videos of his dangerous driving? He left that man to die. It is sad for the young man who died, and his family. Ghetts has been let off lightly. You stupid prick.

@TheExtremeMusi1 Big Saturday by the Jazz Butcher. Or Back In Black. Or Beez In The Trap by Nicki. Tough one

What's the best ever song beginning with B???

#dirtybusiness on C4 just underlines the only reasonable and frankly sane option. Take it all back and give the fuckers the compensation they deserve. Fuck all

@AbzPodcast As pointed out elsewhere, this is a job for a manager who knows the Scottish league inside out and has a trophy-winning CV. Step forward Alan Stubbs

We will be recording later today to talk about last night's match, and the immediate future of our club. Solar System, we'd love to hear any of your shouts for the next Dons manager.

@adam_richardson @PremSportsTV @mstewart_23 @sbk Nope, this is a clearly a job for a manager who knows the Scottish league inside out and has a trophy-winning CV. Alan Stubbs

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@TheExtremeMusi1 The Saints.

Who’s the greatest Australian band of all time???

Always loved this rare live version, like it's an actual party. RIP the great Max Eider

@marcmcewan_80 @pieandbov One why basis is my new favourite phrase and I intend to use it at work tomorrow just to confuse people

@pieandbov 53% of people think St Mirren wins the cup! On what basis? Honestly one why basis?

League Cup Final this weekend, who lifts the trophy? 1 day flash poll.

@ZoundsAbound Jack was a fantastic guy and one of the best writers of the era

Jack was a constant during my inhalation of news & views of music from Sounds during the early 80’s. So sad that he has died. You can read most of his Sounds output by putting zoundsabound Jack Barron in to search on here & then selecting Latest. Read how good he was! RIP Jack

Wrapping up here following some garbage, of which I'm only an observer. Apologies to the few I'm in touch with. I'm on the boring and rather slightly boring BluesXy @boldrex.bsky.social. No more Nicki now but just too vexed with it, @davidcoverdale's brilliance notwithstanding

Clarke really channeling Rowley Birkin QC now #peston

Never mind the economy feel for the people who had to carry Kenneth Clarke across that large room to his chair #peston

These aren't video recorders @heraldscotland, they're computer games and an Atari computer. Clue's in the sign. Remember when... there were sufficient subs

@Albumism 10 for me

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