Craig Brown

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆 Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

Life comes at you fast sometimes! 😂

Nicola Sturgeon leaving her house whilst her husband is in Edinburgh High Court for embezzling £460000 today. She apparently knew nothing!

@sharrond62 Welcome to Scotland!

Yet voting begins at 16?! Can’t have it every which way.

BREAKING: Poland just told the EU to go to hell. President Nawrocki vetoed the Digital Services Act. "The state is supposed to guarantee freedom. Not restrict it." One man. One veto. The EU spent years building the most sophisticated censorship framework in the Western world. - Governments deciding what you can post. - Governments deciding what you can share. - Governments deciding what is true. Poland said no. While Germany complied. While France complied. While every other EU member rolled over. Poland stood up. The same Poland that buys more gold than the ECB. The same Poland that surpassed European Central Bank reserves. The same Poland that has been right about everything. Is now the last wall standing between European citizens and state-controlled speech. The EU doesn't want free citizens. It wants manageable ones. Poland just reminded the entire continent what freedom actually looks like. Every European should be paying attention.

“Hi honey, how do you like our new £100k motor home?” - “Smashing, but where did we get the money?” “Don’t worry about it”. - “OK then” - said no one’s wife, ever, in the history of Holy matrimony. #pulltheotherone

Na metade da jornada da Licença A da UEFA na Escócia 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 📚⚽️ Sempre aprendendo. Sempre evoluindo. O futebol nunca para de ensinar! Obrigado @ScotlandNT & @DougieAnderso12 🙏

A farmer dies in April 2026. His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847. The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle. On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify. In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable. The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft. The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let. A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up. The Treasury collects £140,000. The land never produces British food again.

As a Scot I have 3 councillors, 8 MSPs and 1 MP. That is too many people stealing a wage at my expense.

One of the saddest emailed I’ve received (& I’ve true horror stories too) was from a mum of a sporty 11yr old girl. A weak headmaster decided to run an ‘inclusive’ school sports day. Because one 9yr old boy thought he was a girl. So No categories. Just age races. Not one little girl won a race. The little girl said to her mum .. ‘why should I bother mum?’ This is what we’re telling our girls..

🚨 Clubs Benefiting Most from VAR Errors This Season 👀 Arsenal — 18 Bournemouth — 7 Chelsea — 7 Fulham — 6 Manchester City — 6 Manchester United — 6 Aston Villa — 5 Brighton — 5 Newcastle — 5 Tottenham — 4 Wolves — 4 Brentford — 3 Liverpool — 3 West Ham — 3 Burnley — 2 Everton — 2 Leeds United — 2 Sunderland — 2 Crystal Palace — 1 Nottingham Forest — 1

Yesterday Andy Burnham put 'reindustrialisation' at the heart of his pitch to be Labour leader. Today Ed Miliband will whip his MPs to vote to shut down the North Sea. The greatest act of industrial self-harm in a generation. Will Andy stand up for British workers or not?

Five more years of fuck all but gender drivel, pretending the Supreme Court never happened, wasting money, pandering to the Greens and Net Zero pish, filling their own pockets and pretending to threaten Westminster. What a fucking waste of a parliament.

After 18 months of “standing up to Putin” the Labour govt quietly issued a licence allowing imports of Russian oil refined in third countries. Yesterday Labour MPs voted AGAINST UK oil and gas licences. We are now importing from Russia instead of drilling in the North Sea. Insane.

19/05/12 📆 A night forever etched in our history. ✨

🚨 Starmer says Brexit made Britain poorer. But the GDP data tells a more awkward story. Since the Brexit vote: UK real GDP: +12.1% Germany real GDP: +6.0% Britain is not booming. Nobody serious should pretend it is. But Europe’s supposed economic engine has grown at barely half the UK’s rate. So why is Starmer’s big answer still more Europe? This wasn’t a reset. It was a relapse: more Brexit blame, more Brussels, more excuses. No wonder voters are walking away from Labour.

Below is a list of every SNP politician condemning attacks on Hearts players, staff, the police and destruction of the Trongate area of Glasgow. .

Club statement: Events at Celtic Park 🔗 tinyurl.com/kke86ved

@RussellFindlay1 @nats_tired 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I disagree with Kenny Gibson on much - but he's unlike most SNP MSPs who are obedient party robots. His election to presiding officer hopefully means that John Swinney and his ministers are properly held to account and made to answer questions.

@Adrian_Hilton There is nothing noble about the SNP.

“For the first time.. nationalists are in power in every corner of the United Kingdom - including a dangerous English nationalism represented by Nigel Farage and Reform UK.” Why is nationalism in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland considered noble, but in England ‘dangerous’?