Paul Holmes

@Daniel078013 Of all the fake shit around at the moment, this is the fakest shit ever.

Rescue of Mather 🦌 deer attacked by large monitor lizard 🦎on the road side

@7saah9 Easy to explain - fake as fuck.

@joshpearson180 Littler turning into the arrogant, big headed, unsporting cunt everyone knew he would. Phenomenal talent, but still a cunt.

The incident for anyone that didn’t see it

Hey @asda , what the f did I just nearly choke on from one of your curries? 2 strips of red plastic.

@SantoTlatoanimx Look how quickly she blew up that inflatable. Impressive.

Si no sabe de técnicas de RCP no opine.

@Official_BRFC Don't let him take free kicks or corners.

Welcome to the Gas, Richie Smallwood! ⛽️ The midfielder joins the Club from Tranmere Rovers until the end of the 2025/26 campaign. ✍️

@Cricsam01 Since when did Mitchell Starc change from left handed to right handed bowling ffs?

🚨FIRST TIME IN MITCHELL STARC T20I CARRIER. 🚨 - Jack Edwards smashing 4 4 4 6 4 6 in Mitchel Strac over.🥶 - First time Starc conced 28 runs in single over. 🤯

@bbctms @stephanshemilt In 2 tests, Crawley was out in the 1st over in both innings. He's got 5 centuries in 65 tests. That's tests, not innings. Awful record for an opening batter and shouldn't play for England again. He's simply not good enough.

The report card is in, and our chief cricket reporter @stephanshemilt has given his verdict on a hugely disappointing tour Down Under. 📋 Agree with these? A thread 🧵 #BBCCricket #Ashes

@SephDarkheart @wadeydarts They split up a while ago afaik

@wadeydarts damn and he managed to land fallon? i feel sorry for her

Here’s the full ending to anyone who didn’t see it ⬇️

@Viralfizz Amazing how it makes the grout joint disappear and the shelf change shape!

Why has no American craftsman thought of building a customer shower shelf using silicone?

@benonwine Always, always the cyclist. Always.

Who is in the wrong here 👇 Driver or Cyclist?

@royaltweetguys For fucks sake. That's all I can say to this.

@englandcricket Drop Crawley, he's useless. Get Phil Salt in to open if you insist on playing Bazball, we might get a decent start.

A disappointing start to the series. We're beaten in Perth.

@Arcfunmi Wouldn't it be easier to make the window to the correct size of the opening?

Great technique for window frame gap filling

@Keir_Starmer I opened a Chase account with a selfie and a photo of my driving license. Ask the people if we want digital ID. It'll bomb just like your popularity.

It’s frustrating having to rummage around in a drawer, looking for an old electricity bill just to open a new bank account. Digital ID will make our lives easier.

@Keir_Starmer No thanks.

Digital ID will be a huge help in tackling illegal immigration. But it’s so much more than that. It will empower people every single day by giving you a new way to prove who you are. Saving time and money when you apply for a mortgage by cutting down unnecessary paperwork. Proving your right to rent in one click. Personalised public services like helping parents claim eligibility for free childcare and nursery places. It is time to put power back in people’s hands and bring the UK into the modern age.

@JamieRaynor After they listen for 3 minutes, they'll definitely know.

@bonesholmes2206 What if you’re a first time listener, and don’t know?

Bobby Pointon remains unavailable for Saturday as he continues his recovery from a shoulder issue. ‘Too soon’ was the answer from GA, but he continues to progress well. Matt Pennington might be in contention following his period of concussion protocol. Alex Pattison they will continue to assess. Doesn’t sound hopeful for Saturday - GA says he has to be at 100% given that’s how Pattison plays. #bcafc @BBCWYS

@officialbantams @NrthrnKitchenBD Is Bobby Pointon injured?

Your Bantams for this afternoon's Sky Bet League One fixture against Barnsley. 📋 #BCAFC | #BRAvBAR | @NrthrnKitchenBD

@Super6 Latvia 1, England 4

Super 6 is back this weekend! 🙏 But in the meantime, follow @Super6 and predict the score for Latvia 🆚 England 🏟️ You could win £100 🤑 Enter before 7:45pm Tuesday, T&Cs apply 🔗