it’s so over

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

At the Georgia O’Keefe museum in Santa Fe, this is the painting you see immediately after reading the placard explaining that she vehemently disagreed with anyone who said her works were about sexuality:

Uncle Pussy 2: Nephew's Delight

yeah ur uncle's pussy literally just queefed out loud dude i'm leaving

when i turn 28 i'm doing a "my weekend as a 28-year-old in chicago"-themed birthday party

been thinking mildly abt how anime cons used to be for all sorts of niche anime-adjacent interests but in recent years have become spaces where the niche and obscure cannot survive. Cons aren't a place for fandoms anymore. I think that's what a lot of complaints are identifying

When a nga think u a #ThroatGoat but you really a #TeethKeith and yo pussy mid

like why is everything in this country exponentially worse AND more expensive

it’s crazy how god awful uber is in america compared to bolt in se asia

I speak for all of New York City, we call these wet and wild suck me ups!!!

getting plastic surgery 100,000 times to look exactly like a glass of water

When you ask your white coworker what he’s doing later and he says murder-suicide with his family

um do you mind? we’re kinda in the middle of chudding out right now…

I love when there’s whole bumpers and torn apart tires and stuff on the side of the highway just mayhem and carnage

WIFE JUST TOUCHED ME IN AN INTIMATE AREA #WIN

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

clocked the shit out of me lowk

Need this to break out of tumblr only circulation because “at the met off a 20 bag like allen take my photo” has become part of my eternal vocabulary