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@picksmlbsoccr08 @pikkitsports Live bet. But good hit

We know nobody did it, but if you were wondering... If you put $1 on the Josh Naylor-Ketel Marte-Kyle Schwarber 2+ HR parlay you would have won $51K 😭

@DefiantLs BS in Physics. Go trump.

“If you're a Trump supporter… drop your college degree in the comments before you start talking sh*t!”

@DanClarkSports Agreed

I'll repeat, this Orioles team will win less than 80 games. The bullpen is horrible and the offense cannot hit in clutch moments. 75-77 wins maximum. Do not believe the hype surrounding them and tamper your expectations.

@EdKrassen @nicksortor Do you get paid per post or per word?

@nicksortor No, by speculation I mean “speculation” by a lot of people given the circumstances. Kinda like how you guys speculated that the 2020 election was rigged because Donald Trump said it was.

BREAKING: Speculation is rising that Donald Trump is at Walter Reed Medical Center.

@thematthew @EdKrassen This is great!

@EdKrassen BREAKING: Speculation is rising that Ed Krassenstein and Brian Krassenstein are both at Walter Reed Medical Center following a double dildo incident. This lying for engagement thing is exactly why monetization was a bad idea.

@ireallyhateyou Dumb fucking idiots

Fucking beautiful. This is how you do self-defense. Fuck ICE and fuck the USA.

@DraftKings 313

Who wants to play a game? 🧐 Thinking of a number 1 to 1,000 👀 You better be first to guess it 🤝

@RiggsBarstool Who are you?

@redbullgaming @Battlefield Get out of the gaming industry. Corporate greed strikes again. 🤦🏽‍♂️

@Battlefield Gonna be launching into this one hehe

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@DKSportsbook Alonso

No home runs on Opening night but I’m almost certain there will be dingers hit on Opening day. I promise. I also promise to be in the DMs of some loyal DK followers who tell me who’s mashing one over the wall today 😏

@alphafox Mental health

She can't figure out why she keeps getting unwanted attention at the gym... Can anyone help her? 🤔

@BarstoolBigCat I'm dead. I'm so dead

Rollover Over Time

@stoolgambling @DKSportsbook Hawaii!

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@NILnotNLI I was at that game as a member of the UMD pep band. Free tickets for the evening sessions games after Terps beat George Mason (barely) .Classic NCAA memory!

25 years ago today, 15-seed Hampton beat 2-seed Iowa State in Boise in one of the most memorable upsets in NCAA Tournament history

@BarstoolBigCat @DKSportsbook Ouch

I’m doing a deal with Bosco. He gives me a pick, if it hits 300 cash. If he wants to keep going the cash goes up every game he wins. If it loses he’s back to zero. First pick he gave me UC San Diego -4.5 @DKSportsbook #DKsportsbook

@RepSwalwell What an immature response for a congressman. Show some professionalism

Stick to sports. You’re at least half-right there. Your whiny-ass ain’t going to an Iran battlefield anytime soon. It’ll be poor kids from where I grew up. Life must be pretty comfy in your suite. Stick to judging your favorite pizzas. The adults will sort out the wars.

@CollinRugg Who?

NEW: Former soccer player Megan Rapinoe declares that Team USA men's hockey completely ruined their Olympic win. Rapinoe fumed over the team's phone call with President Trump. "[They] ruined it for themselves because they allowed themselves to be totally co-opted by a clown. And now you're a clown." Idk, they seem pretty happy to me.

@lindacohn @KeithOlbermann Fuck Olbermann. That guy has lost his mind. It's a shame we grew up admiring him

Amazing @KeithOlbermann that you describe me how the world actually describes you. What happened to you? Gaslighting and bullying a former colleague? Is that really your thing now? It’s really sad and disappointing. Everyone knows you’ve been irrelevant since you left sports and decided to share your uninvited warped world views with the rest of us. You sound bitter and miserable. I hope you get the help you need.

@FanaticsBook Charles Oakley

I’m thinking of a random retired NBA power forward … Hitting the DM’s of the first person to guess correctly 👀 💸