Keyboard Warrior

Auto gave us Gachagua, let him lie on his bed. Mutuse is just doing his work

@Safaricom_Care I bought weekly bundle for 500 from mpesa

@bonnisilver Hi bonnisilver, sorry about that. Kindly confirm the amount purchased and if done via M-PESA or airtime. Please delete the numbers shared on the time line and only send via DM to avoid exposing details to fraudsters. ^MS

@ntsa_kenya @ma3_route @KenyanTraffic Hello your systems are down, kindly check, we are unable to access

@LarryMadowo Is this an erection or an election?

BREAKING: Paul Kagame wins Rwanda presidential election with 99.1% of votes cast, the nation's electoral body says. Kagame has been in office since 2000 and this will be his fourth term

@Safaricom_Care Heh Safaricom, your 234, 100 lines are so frustrating. Someone is forced to go through all the options, and doesn't give a chance to speak to an agent. Even it's automating all the workflows. Kindly call me back on 0727893496

@OleItumbi He is Kale what do you expect

There is a section of Civil Society, best known as EVIL SOCIETY. They are back. They want us to believe the protests are not FINANCED. Unfortunately, today on #JKL, they just confirmed who the real planners are & now we know the Financiers! #SystemYaFacts 1/2

@mbiti_mwondi The only village doctor from Bungoma. Hawa wengine are overrated😂😂#TheBeast

Pure Happiness,we outside with third wife now😎 🎯 🚘

@K24Tv Just like BBI it is dead on arrival

President William Ruto yesterday promised a number of goodies to lawmakers from Kenya Kwanza as he rallied them to pass the Finance Bill without changes. pd.co.ke/news/goodies-f…

Kondoo Said No

@ahmednasirlaw @FerdyOmondi @WilliamsRuto Can you prosecute your in-laws?

I think Kenyans have a right to know why the Attorney General has withdrawn many cases worth over Kshs 100 billion involving NIGERIANS accused of MONEY LAUNDERING? It gives H.E @WilliamsRuto's govt bad publicity for it creates perception that AG's actions reflect official policy

@iamjuddah My scent lab, I never tire collecting these toys

What is your all time favorite Perfume?

@ntvkenya I borrowed, have ability to repay but am not paying nipeleke kule mtanipeleka 😁😁

800,000 Kenyans failed to pay back Hustler Fund: President Ruto

@Miss_Prresident Before food is served to the table, always taste to see if salt is enough….na kadhalika

Stop having sex with your cousins.

@StandardKenya What happened mr government spokesman 😂😂😂. Na bado mtafinwya..

Nandi Senator Cherargei claims some cartels want to kill maize farming in Kenya. Do you agree with him?

@SokoAnalyst My scent lab 1. Sauvage Dior 2. Sauvage Home Sport 3. Bleu de Channel. 4. Sauvage Poisson girl 😁

Dear Men, Which is the best cologne to use, one that has a lingering scent and is very powerful and defines your essence?

@citizentvkenya Giving subsidy is one thing, reaching the farmer is another thing. Meanwhile waiting for subsidized fertilizer nikule

Government releases Ksh. 3.5 Billion for fertiliser subsidy citizen.digital/news/governmen…

Where’s the subsidized fertilizer?

Dear @KeNHAKenya. This is River nzoia dorofu bridge connecting Kakamega and Bungoma counties. It was build during the colonial era. It has been neglected despite the devolution governments. Disaster-in waiting @Ma3RouteCounty @KBonimtetezi @Hon_Wangwe

Azimio if you want this seat in 2027, please hit the road tomorrow ASAP…

5 minutes to 4PM . No sign of Chebukati 🤣🤣🤣🤣