beth

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

bring back cigarettes bc why am i the only person in an old man's boozer smoking on a saturday night. we used to be a real country!!!!

not including bugonia here is crazy work considering it's the best film of the year

years ago i saw a tweet that was like "why do british people stand up on the train so early" and i think about it literally every time i stand up on the train early

just dropped 3 items of clothing at the charity shop and rewarded myself by buying 3 more. i believe this is what's known as a circular economy

sorry but I am only 31 and will not be gaslit by Big Pedophilia into thinking that is old

i love having plans to go to a show and i love having been to a show. being at a show is a small price to pay for that

As a woman, I would like to remind anyone that is in the community I have built that I believe that trans women are women full stop and you cannot change my mind. The protection of trans people and the LGBTQ+ community is a duty I’d encourage everyone in my community to continue to fight for, we must protect the dolls. It’s been an honour being able to see the variety of facially challenged and intellectually stunted come together below this post to bash a woman for hanging out with other women. I’d be jealous too if I didn’t possess the range Anyways… time to mute, you can argue amongst yourselves if you’re just that much of a loser or maybe keep scrolling and not waste your life on peoples business that don’t concern you (and also of people you don’t know in real life) x

i always forget that jensen is actually massively famous and not just dean winchester from my silly little ghost hunting show anymore

sometimes i check mine for a laugh actually because when i left uni it was £70,000 and it's now £85,000 despite paying into it for FOUR YEARS lmao

@dnjmsprry the best character in the whole franchise i'm being deadly serious

soooo funny and valid that i just forget about my period every month and think i'm just crashing out for no reason

Can’t leave Scotland without enjoying IRN BRU!!😋

“Had a blast” feels like an understatement omg

tried to save a bee on the floor and immediately dropped him and I think I killed him so that's absolutely ruined my day

i feel like i'm losing my mind surely having flooring provided is like...the bare minimum????

in the last month alone i've unfollowed three people i went to school with who are just entrenched in a pyramid scheme. so good to see everyone losing their minds in real time

just had a visceral flashback to when i was on the aux at a house party in 2019 after telling everyone how much i loved all kinds of music and the first song i put on was Funky Friday

"skinny fat" and it's just two slim curvy women. don't piss me off!!!!!!

Bob Mortimer at the Bressingham Steam Museum.