Booty🤙

Thank you for 21 years of love. I miss you so much already. ♥️

Shout-out to Judas for the long weekend 👍

New hair....again....

VAPES ARE A DEEP STATE PSYOP DESIGNED TO CONDITION US TO ENJOY SUCKING ROBOT DICKS. ONCE AI TAKES AWAY ALL OUR JOBS AND THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR HUMANITY IS TO BE SEX SLAVES FOR ROBOTS!! REAL EYES REALIZE CLANKER LIES!!!! DON’T FALL FOR IT!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

Neurodivergent people don’t recharge by sleeping. They recharge by being completely left alone long enough for their nervous system to reset

Dyed my hair, failed miserably, but I kinda like it now. Live on Twitch with some Hunt: Showdown. Link in bio.

who still watches SUPERNATURAL. Retweet this.

Bro

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

“Pay the fine? Huh, not in oblivion years”

happy birthday Desmond Miles miss you every day

hearing Carry On My Wayward Son on a television again woke some kind of eldritch creature inside me that's been dormant since 2020

Websites be like "your password is not secure enough" and then don't allow the scarab

@lady_valor_07 Wonderwall. Pisses me off.

Fuck your favorite song. Tell me your least favorite. One that you despise. I don’t need a reason why, just tell me.

Finished my last day at my retail job. I worked there for 3 years, it was tough at time but I enjoyed most of it. Can't wait to start my new career on Monday. 🥳

“fuck it we ball” (malnourished, heavy eye bags, dehydrated and on the verge of insanity)

"can you hop on a quick call?" can you hop off a quick bridge

destiel doesn’t die. it just reinvents itself

Managers when they receive 2 weeks notice from the star worker they’ve abused for years at work