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@DeRonin_ If you really think UX designers are disappearing because AI can create a landing page you really don't understand UI/UX

@MartinShkreli UX designer with 16 years of experience, Top 1% of talent on Upwork, Google, Vangurad, Fortune 50 experience. Business mind, not just a pixel pusher.

Dear journalists/reporters/activists: I would consider hiring a business reporter for $30,000 in NYC. Full time in-office, no remote. I am the editor. DMs open. Also looking for data entry/label, $100k base. Also looking for full stack devs for $350k base.

@matt_elevenlabs 11B

We just raised $500M at an 11B valuation 🎉 To celebrate, we’re giving away 1,000 free credits so you can test our platform. For the next 6 hours, comment “11B” below and we’ll DM you the credits (must follow) 👇

@andychuxbt The amount of larp on X is wild right now

sat next to a guy at a coworking space last week. grey hoodie. airpods in. looked like any other dude grinding on his laptop. glanced at his screen. he was scrolling X. figured he was procrastinating like everyone else. 3 hours later we're both getting coffee. "you spend a lot of time on X." "it's my job." "content creator?" "no. i get paid to comment." "what?" "founders pay me to reply to big accounts in their niche. $3,200 a month per client." i almost choked. "you make money... replying?" "i have 11 clients. $35,200 a month. i reply to about 300 posts a day across their accounts." "why would anyone pay for that?" "because replies from the founder's account build trust faster than posts. but founders are too busy to sit on X for 3 hours a day. so i do it for them." "how do you sound like them?" "onboarding call. i ask for 10 examples of how they talk. their opinions on common topics. their humor style. then i just become them in the comments." "and this actually works?" "one client went from 400 followers to 12,000 in 4 months. closed $180K in deals. he said half came from people who found him through replies." "not his posts?" "his posts averaged 2K views. his replies were getting seen by 50K-100K people every day because he was first comment on big accounts." i sat there doing the math. 11 clients. $35K/month. replying to tweets. no content creation. no strategy calls. no deliverables besides comments. "how'd you get clients?" "i DMed 50 founders and offered to do it free for 2 weeks. 9 said yes. 6 became paying clients. then referrals." "what's your X account look like?" "814 followers." "you have 11 clients at $3,200 each with 814 followers?" "they're not paying for my audience. they're paying for my time and my ability to sound like them. followers don't matter when you're ghostwriting replies." he put his airpods back in. went back to commenting on someone else's posts. $35K/month. replying to tweets. he just replies to people who already went viral. and gets paid more than most of them make.

@RuneScape Bring back Runescape Classic please @RuneScape , the amount of streamer hype it would get just in the Wild alone would be a huge success.

A New Era commences in 3 hours.

@ThePapaGut Brother I can guarantee you no one has 18 minutes to listen to your dumb ass admit a mistake, grow the fuck up weak boy

My Crash Out & Apology To Caleb Hammer

@25YearsAgoLive Free gem crafting

“RuneScape,” a new MMORPG, is launched.

@shawmakesmagic 18 years of UX design experience, played runescape classic since the good old black nite and I Mahatma I pking days.

@creepydotorg Some of you are dumb as a rock

Till this day I still don’t understand this particular scene…

@bryan_johnson Bruh it was only 2.5g calm down

UPDATE 1: It’s around 1 hour since he took his 5g dose of magic mushrooms. Some of his observations so far: + loves the drums music he’s listening to. Apparently he started learning this style of drums years ago? + described the dose as “calm and pleasant”. He’s having a REALLY lovely time. + sense of time is definitely warped. He thinks more time has passed than it has. thinks he has peaked + he felt a strong desire to look after the people in the room… checking if we’re ok. He asked me if I had eaten. We told him that we’re all good and that he can focus on himself and the experience + visual hallucinations are happening - my face and the trees “are alive” and moving As I am typing this he started giggling. He’s having a fantastic time.

@NoProllems @ShawnOnTheRight Learn to type retard

@ShawnOnTheRight Y’all WHITES going instinct anyway so sit tight it’ll all be over soon like the dinosaurs😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Social media posts in the past days/weeks from Austin Metcalf and Karmelo Anthony.

@Xeer Bruh just put the fries in the fucking bag

This game is rigged, and I’m done. Lost $3M+ trying to buy dips, thinking the market would bounce. It didn’t. Every move I made, catching knives, doubling down on memes like Popcat, Fartcoin, GOAT, TRUMP, ended the same way. Down 90-95%, then panic selling the bottom. Tried leverage to claw back. Made $35K, thought I could run it back up again. Now I’m staring at liquidation, watching my last penny slip away. Everything I built in the last 1.5 years is gone. Just three months to wipe it all out. That’s the game. Long enough to make you believe, quick enough to remind you who’s in control. You either exit with your life changed or exit with max pain. This market isn’t what it used to be. Too much manipulation. Too many traps. The people who win aren’t the ones who are smartest or best traders. They’re the ones with the most size, best info, and the patience to wait. I played their game and lost. Stepping away. Not bitter. Not coping. Just accepting reality. To all the friends I've made along the way, thank you for being part of the journey. Best of luck to those still in the trenches.

@DOGE Bruh ain't no one walking to the office

The DOGE Team is looking for world-class talent to work long hours identifying/eliminating waste, fraud, and abuse. These are full-time, salaried positions for software engineers, InfoSec engineers, financial analysts, HR professionals, and, in general, all competent/caring people. Apply here! join.doge.gov

@blknoiz06 @lookonchain Lmfao no one is trolling you, they are literally pointing out on chain activity. You know you upset its ok man.

@lookonchain imagine thinking $2.55M is a lot

A wallet named Ansem(@blknoiz06) sold 194,799 $TRUMP($6.83M) 2 hours ago, losing $2.55M! #Ansem spent 9.38M $USDC to buy 194,799 $TRUMP at $48.14, then sold it at $35.04 for 6.83M $USDC. solscan.io/account/AVAZvH…

So who the fuck said trump was removing capitals gains tax and creating a BTC reserve LOL

@PeterSchiff Cuba launched its own meme coin Peter

While we celebrate the inauguration of Trump, remember he's no Ron Paul or Javier Milei. Trump is not a libertarian, or even a conservative; he's a populist. None of the actual solutions to our nation's structural economic problems are popular. Therefore, they will not be solved.

@cryptolyxe Bruh CUBA CTO dont sleep, WILD lore just look it up quick

are we bidding anything or just waiting

Lmao this day will go down in history

@coinmamba Who cares just take this trade and move on to fight tomorrow

This celebrity memecoin meta is going to be dead sooner than you think. Each of these will bring a lower valuation and probably bots are ready to snipe them before you even get a chance to buy.

@cryptolyxe Lmao homie you must be like 17

the Dubai work ethic is crazy they do construction work 24/7 no breaks western culture starts at 9am, finishes at 5pm. here they just KEEP working. this is the level we have to get to.