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@SydneyLWatson Awww he got a little emotional? What a bitch 😂

I like to use my boyfriend as a bit of a litmus test for things because he is extremely normal. He's also not radicalized as fuck. 😂 He thought the UFC event at the White House was incredibly cool. He watched the whole thing. He also told me the opening for the whole thing made him a little emotional and very proud to be American. So, I'm not really sure what this cuck is carrying on about. But, Texan boyfriend enjoyed it. So, therefore, I must assume it was good, wholesome and very pro-America. Liberals most affected, of course.

@martydamus @officer_Lew You can’t smell anything with Trumps dick so far in your mouth. All of you maggots

@officer_Lew So calling Michelle a man has to be “immediately denounced.” But calling DJT the German mustachioed dictator over and over and over again is perfectly acceptable? I can smell the hypocrisy thru the internet.

Dave Portnoy to Trump: “I don’t care what you think about the Obamas or anything else — that Michelle Obama insult has to be immediately denounced.” The Barstool founder says it’s a line that needs to be shut down right away.

@atrupar @stephenasmith you’re a spineless bitch. Go fuck yourself

Stephen A Smith on CNN: "The president is certainly an upgrade from what we were seeing from Joe Biden in terms of his alertness and what have you"

@OGsDontFold No one cares bro just leave

If we’re smoking and you pull out dispensary weed, the session’s finished. I’m getting up and leaving immediately.

@DezBryant You’re like a 13 year old girl with them twitter fingers. Nice drop btw against the packers. Broke bitch

Bunch of quiet BITCHES!

@w_terrence You’re a pussy ass bitch

I’m sick of people disrespecting our president and then act surprised when he walks out of an interview

@BreidenFehoko You have no life at all

Aye Wemby. You are 7’5 how are you this big and soft? Next time have some respect for the National Anthem you big piece of French baguette.

@fw_andyyy Skill issue gang ❤️

When did smoking weed stop giving you that creative genius flow and just turn you into a couch vegetable scrolling TikTok for 3 hours? I miss actually finishing projects while high.

@OGsDontFold My plug is family ❤️

@Cr7Godbrand @luuxus_san You’re a whole ass bitch

@luuxus_san Why should I when I have a wife who does that? Works for us.

I’ve been married for five years, and my wife does most of the cooking and cleaning. I hardly do those things. Why? Because she cooks three types of meals on the weekend that last from Monday to Friday. She only does laundry on weekends. She only cleans on weekends. We also do our shopping only on weekends. I had to help create these routines for her because she kept complaining about the “mental load” crap. Women create a lot of this mental load for themselves and then complain that motherhood is hard. No, you made motherhood hard on yourselves. She doesn’t have to deep-clean the floor late at night. She can do it tomorrow. She doesn’t have to do laundry late at night either. Laundry can even be done on the weekend. She doesn’t have to wash the dishes immediately; they can wait until tomorrow.

@superexcitebike X 100%. What a fun time 😎

does anyone have any recommendations for good drugs to pick up after quitting weed i’m so bored

@Southside_Gunn I watched this and paid close attention and I’m with you. NO CLUE

I watched this shit and I bullshit you not I cannot tell you the plot of this movie at all. I have absolutely no idea what the fuck this shit was about.

@rittenhouse2a @CLEdave88 My god put on a bra you fat ass bitch

@CLEdave88 Nope but clearly all of you Lefty weirdos are obsessed with wanting me to be. 🤡

Transgenderism is a mental illness. Prove me wrong.

@BreidenFehoko Bro you need a job badly. I see you tweeting way too much.

No excuses for Lebron. He is playing with a former first overall pick & defensive player of the year. No more goalposts saying he has no help with Luka hurt.

@neicycollins Awww you’re a whore. So cute

Chris Brown is damn near 40 and its people still mad at some shit he did when he was 19/20 years old lol get a grip

@honorablesaint Just say you can’t run a marathon 😂. Glad you kicked a ball around your whole life though. Fucking pussy 😂😂😂😂

I've played soccer at a high level my whole life. Through college. The amount of sprinting and running I've done is hard to even fathom. 5 hours of practice a day. However, I am not and have never been insane enough to run a marathon (or half marathon). Nor would I ever want to. Those people are nuts. It's just pure masochism. Half the people end up pissing or pooping on themselves. Just running through a street to get a time to put next your name in the masochism olympics. "Hey look I ran 13.1 miles in 2:15! I pissed myself and have blisters + shin splints and no reward for this besides, but I did it!" Good luck though.

@TheStrongDad A blunt woulda slapped though

Went for a hike today and realized....this is my first time hiking sober. I used to always have a blunt with me so I could smoke at my destination. And you know what I didn't even notice everything was brightly colored and beautiful without being high. 84 Days Sober

@JeffWilkins1221 @cenewulf @KingDosia @JesusChryslerII You’re a pussy ❤️

@cenewulf @KingDosia @JesusChryslerII Getting paid millions, while fighting hall of famers, while a million individuals tune in is a flex. If you don’t realize that, then I can’t help you. I’m sure your 8 figure bank account doesn’t need the flex. The truth hurts.

Druski beats Jake Paul to the punch, releasing his skit as “the boxer” before Paul could become Druski Told ya it would backfire 😂😂

@Be_like_legend You sound like a pussy lol.

Smoking weed disconnects you from the spiritual world Stoners THINK it’s the opposite Because they get mildly psychedelic on it But the proof is in dreams You can’t dream when you smoke weed And dreams are the most common connection to the spiritual world Castrating drug.