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@bambibristol And you’re a bitch, Craig

If you’re still ok with this in 2026 you’re a forelock tugging, hat doffing, indoctrinated moron.

@sonofsalazar @JoeySalads Do Iran first eh?

@JoeySalads America should take control of Europe too.

Europe is about to find out the US military allows them to afford free healthcare.

@ThatBloke_Jesus Cheer up it might never happen

This is not a good Friday!

@that_1 That satisfied sigh when you’ve had a massive shit

another lifehack from the mad billionaire

@MartinKnight_ Their community glorifies this type of behaviour

I never thought I’d see the day a 14-year old is shot dead in London and society doesn’t bat an eyelid.

@mancunianmedic Erm you administer drugs as part of your job?

I am amused Anne is out shopping I am about to work Easter Sat/Sun/Mon in hospital So i thought i would do her Mary Berry's Victoria Sponge to sustain her through the weekend But despite using the precise quantities of self-raising flour/baking powder Lo, It has not risen

Just in case if Meghan Markle didn’t despise me enough she’s about to HATE ME even more I hatched a plan with a friend who lives in Sydney to attend the best life weekend, they have been accepted & has a spot secured Good luck figuring out who it is, Meghan 🤣

@MatthewStadlen I’m just trying to imagine you stepping in to defend 2 people and I just can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Two unpleasant experiences today. 1 Big man in his 20s/30s suddenly started threatening a young man who was with a female friend on the train I was travelling on. I went to sit next to the victim to protect him and his friend and called the police. 2 Drunk man in his 50s/60s at local store on the south coast throwing his weight around while waiting for the bus. Both white English men. Presumably those obsessed with cultural and ethnic identity will tell me I should be worried about white English culture after these two threatening encounters within the space of four hours?

@BritishVogue No neither do we. 👋

As A Black Woman, I Never Saw Myself In The “French Girl” Beauty Ideal vogue.co.uk/article/eva-la…

@Heal_within96 And yet the citizens are killing themselves to get to Europe

This is how White people do documentaries about Africa. They intentionally only show the underdeveloped parts, to perpetuate the 'psychological defeatism' they want the collective global Black people to feel.

@MeghansMole Heard she’s a coke head and a slapper so probably has

Mr Mischief aka Prince Harry has a very close relationship with Byrony Gordon I wonder if she let him motorboat her massive jiggly mammaries for exclusives? Did Harry try and suckle her ginormous bountiful milkers and call her “mummy”? I Have So Many questions

@ZZeekhumalo Bye bitch

What did Harry do? Cheat on his wife the entire marriage? Fuck her only friend named Rose? Leave her with a newborn to attend the wedding of his brother's ex? Did he ever go to a nightclub to dance with half naked women? Are any of his foundations mentioned in EpsteinFiles?🙄🚮

@feminegra You mean it exposes how he is prepared to lie in court

Prince Harry’s Alleged Messages to Charlotte Griffiths Expose the Press’s Fixation on His Pre-Meghan Life feminegra.com/prince-harrys-…

@jnrAlonsokel @IndiaTales7 Nighthood🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@IndiaTales7 That woman deserves a nighthood, well done 👍

“This is not your land, you are not our King.” One brave woman told King Charles exactly what millions feel. End the colonial farce.

@TelvinGriffin You do understand this is a court trial right?

TMZ couldn’t get enough rating with the Guthrie kidnapping so they bring up something from 2011 that’s irrelevant seeing that Harry and Meghan met in 2016 and married in 2018! This is just clickbait👇🏾

@aleksthgrt Sush Americans will take you seriously

After the US leaves NATO, it would be best for Europe's security if our tanks entered Berlin just like in 1945.🇷🇺😎💪

@LJNewsOpinions @nypost It’s very big deal if he lied to the courts

@nypost This was in 2011. It was before he met his wife, Meghan Markle. Not sure if it's a big deal, and why his wife’s picture is centered. You're giving the impression it was recent.

Prince Harry sent flirty messages to reporter about 'movie snuggles' trib.al/2mqZAu4

@DavidD_Chapman You’re wanking while you type this

Withdraw from NATO and withdraw all US troops from US bases in Europe and see how many days it takes Russia to conquer Europe.

@SimonDanczuk @Ditzy771 @Jackie68797834 @CocoDanczuk

@Ditzy771 @Jackie68797834 @CocoDanczuk Probably the safest country I've ever visited, genuinely so.

It’s 4 years, to the day, when ⁦@CocoDanczuk⁩ and I met for the very first time. We got talking in a restaurant in Kigali, Rwanda. Within 14 months we were married. It’s been a wonderful time, long may it continue.

@then0toriousjtb I really Meghan pays you very generously for this 🤣

A legit famous legend DM’d me about Meghan and confirmed what real life people already know. She’s a gem. Not naming them because privacy matters. But yeah the internet narratives are not matching reality.