Toby Kenobi

@GunloverClub1 Why not use shotguns on drones? What am I missing?

Imagine a soldier who trained his whole life, mastered hand-to-hand combat, and ran 5 miles a day, only to get killed by a geek sipping a Sprite Zero in an air conditioned room. Modern warfare is wild.

@EmbracingTara Same reason we still get sales phone calls on your cell. Because dumbasses keep buying stuff over the phone.

Chipotle burritos cost $17 because the market supports $17 burritos If everyone said, I'm not paying $17 for a burrito, fuck that, Chipotle burritos wouldn't cost $17. Chipotle burritos cost me $0.00. Do you know why? I choose not to purchase them. Is this clocking at all?

@ginacarano Rousey should have stood up with you for the first round. Give the people a show.

This was one of the best rides of my life. I felt locked in fight night. No fear just focused positive adrenaline. Love to my team. 🥹 My heart is heavy, I wanted to throw, battle, win, but I kicked when I should have moved and was down and done. If I hadn’t tapped she would’ve broken my arm, as it had begun to crackle. The disappointment of losing like that is very humbling. @JonnyBones and @cainmma came up to my table after the fight. They set my mind straight. Jon said, “You haven’t fought in 17 years? Do you know how big your balls have to be to get back in there after that long? Did you set some sort of record or something? Respect!” 🤣 That’s exactly what I needed to hear from the best to ever to do it. I’ve been in a caloric deficit for a year, training felt like swimming as hard as I could upstream. I can count on two hands the number of times I felt good training. It was physically the hardest thing I’ve ever done taking the weight off while turning back into an athlete. I felt like a science experiment losing 100lbs. Every week the pressure of how to get that little bit off. I learned a little late how to do it healthier but trial by fire. The California Athletic Commission is great and one of the strictest in the world. They weighed me a week and a half before the fight, extra tests and scans, multiple drug tests. We weighed in and they weighed us the night of the fight to make sure we complied with the rehydration rules, which I passed all easily. I needed to go through this fight to implement permanent lifestyle changes and now I feel like this is just the beginning. I can’t wait to see where I can push my body to go next. I’m so glad the world got to experience this version of @rondarousey I found a beautiful woman, wife, mother, daughter, sister and legend. I adore you lady. We made history, again. I hope @MostVpromotions MMA @netflix continue on because they CRUSHED it. Respect where respect is due. @nakisa_bidarian @jakepaul It was such a great experience. Thank you ALL for showing your support. It’s because of you we get to face our fears and live our dreams. With all my heart, thank you all. ♥️

@RGIII I have Netflix anyway so fun to watch.

Dear MMA Fans, this is a Safe Space. What did you think of the Netflix MMA Card and Ronda Rousey’s fight? #RouseyCarano

@mattizzo Toughest thing to conquer is your own genetics. You have to fight every day. One slip and you’re gaining weight.

My 10 year plan was successful

@DearS_o_n We want one thing. Birthday BJ.

Why are men always okay with doing nothing for their birthday?????

@3YearLetterman @klsmd12 It will take some time, but the market will respond. Our society rewards excellence with money. When the market figures out that any UFL team would destroy Indiana, Ohio State, Michigan, or Georgia, the money will flow elsewhere. CF is currently riding tradition and nostalgia.

College football has committed itself to transitioning from being a completely unique and fun alternative to the NFL with its own character to being a shitty NFL knock off that dispenses with all that was great about CFB and replaces it with none of what is great about the NFL

@HumanityChad Why?

A 23 year-old UCLA grad flashed his entire ChatGPT history on the big screen at graduation

@rachelvscott @FPWellman I’m not a Trump fan. But this was a trite, baiting question.

I asked the president why focus on these projects now amid the backdrop of the war in Iran and as gas prices soar. He said the question was “stupid” and a “disgrace to the country” saying he’s “fixing” the reflecting pool.

@SamParkerSenate @yourauntemma What is a data center?

Why does the US all of a sudden need thousands of data centers? 🤔

@DrAlmarielao This is fake. Terrible acting.

A customer orders food, pays for the meal, and delivery fee. The app updates to “Delivered.” Delivery driver returns, grabs the food, and starts walking away. The customer opens the door and asks, “Was that my order?” The driver responds, “Yes, but you didn’t tip. If you want your food, go back in the app and modify the tip.” That’s completely out of line. Once the order is paid and marked delivered, it belongs to the customer; no conditions attached. Tips are meant to be voluntary, not something forced after the fact. Behavior like this doesn’t just hurt one customer, it damages trust in the entire delivery system and makes things harder for drivers who actually provide honest service.

@WhitakerTA_ It was a primary. Only Republicans were running so of course only Republicans won. Pitiful take. Do better.

When a candidate wins every single county in a state primary, political insiders have a word for it. Not a "strong performance." Not a "commanding victory." A **mandate**. Vivek Ramaswamy just won all 88 counties in Ohio. 82.47% of the vote. His opponent — Casey Putsch, a YouTube car guy — got 17.53%. That number isn't a loss. It's a message. When a challenger can only pull 17% in a contested primary, it means the party didn't split. It means the base didn't hedge. It means there was no protest vote worth counting. In Ohio GOP politics, that's not a primary result. That's a declaration. Ramaswamy now faces Democrat Amy Acton in November. 88 counties. 82.5%. Zero cracks in the coalition. Ohio is red — and the math just made it official. I'll keep you updated. Turn on notifications. 🚨

@LucasSa56947288 Of course not.

Should CNN fired Scott Jennings immediately? (A: Yes (B: No

@yonann Houses are worth 10x what they were 40 years ago. Wages have not increased 10x in that period.

Dave Ramsey says the same house his parents bought for $12,000 is now worth around $600,000 "My parents bought a home for $12K. 25 years later Sharon and I bought a home almost identical to that for $80K" "Now 40 years later that house is $600,000"

@adammocklerr Anyone with eyeballs can clearly see you won this exchange.

Scott Jennings claimed I got in his face; Watch what actually happened in the full CNN segment. He throws a personal jab... then folds the second he gets pressed. Scott loves to dish it but can’t take it.

@mmpadellan @chelswhitl Jennings is good on that show providing an opposing viewpoint. Normally, he’s the smartest, quickest guy in the room. This kid Mockler has his number. Take views out of it.

Holy shit, smug CNN asshole Scott Jennings totally lost it on Adam Mockler because he couldn't even answer a simple question. "Get your fucking hand out of my face!" What a fragile little bitch. Good job keeping your cool, Adam.

@OnahPete This is fake.

A woman went off on her new neighbor… for renting instead of buying 😳 Since when did renting become a crime? Was she justified—or completely out of line?

@tebzafc They limped.

What did people do in caveman times when someone tore an ACL?

@Notwokenow Player, Player!

So this is the JPMorgan victim??? This guy???? Really??? Nope. Didn’t happen.

@sweatystartup Can’t wait to retire.

The concept of retirement is hilarious to me. What do people do all day? Work is fun. Half the joy of life is feeling accomplished and getting things done. I’ll work 30+ hrs a week well into my 110s.