Brad Lane

Hi @Tesco you wasted no time putting your petrol prices up did you ⛽️ Apparently every day according to your staff 😳 There’s no honour among thieves as the saying goes 😡

Happy Thanksgiving. We’ll never fly you there.

OH DON’T BE RIDICULOUS ANDREA EVERYBODY WANTS THIS

Gird your loins. We're back.

@ubereats_uk hello - I’m going around in circles with you not trying to get the correct refund

Dear diary My first week as chief security officer at the Louvre Was jolly exciting.

the position?? the pose?? the attitude?? unmatched.

motherquake convention

Meryl Streep, Stanley Tucci and Simone Ashley attending the #DGSS26 Women’s Fashion Show. Soundtrack: ‘Pensiero Stupendo’ by @pattypravo #DolceGabbana #DGCelebs

'Every pound of tax that's not delivered to the Exchequer means that it damages our public services' This clip is utterly damning. Angela Rayner's position is untenable. She must resign.

@SkyNews there is always a tweet... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JohnHann0404 It’s shocking!

TEARS IN MY EYES WE ARE SO BACK

A little story about M&S vs Waitrose - and how kindness wins. On Monday I went to M&S to order sandwich platters for a parish event this weekend. They’re easier to drive to and park at than my local Waitrose. But the assistant told me their ordering system was still down due to the recent security breach. “That’s a shame,” I said. “I’ll pop to Waitrose instead.” “No, don’t do that!” she replied. “Come back Saturday evening — we’ll have platters left. I’ll put some aside for you.” She took my name and assured me it was sorted. Saturday evening: I turn up. No platters. None. Nada. 🤯 Panic mode. I drove to another M&S. One lonely 14-piece platter left. I grabbed it. Still nowhere near enough. On a whim, I went to Waitrose, praying they might have had a cancelled order. I explained everything to the customer service desk. The supervisor, John, told me they don’t sell sandwich platters off the shelf and had nothing available. “Fair enough,” I said. “Can’t believe M&S let me down.” Then John said something remarkable: “Tell you what. Grab a basket, take as many sandwiches as you need. I’ll authorise them for free so you don’t have to pay.” I was stunned. “That’s incredibly kind, but really — there’s no need. I’m happy to pay, I just regret not coming to you first.” He insisted. Walked to the fridge section with me. I was picking out basics, trying not to take the mick — but he was the one loading up the trolley. Sandwiches. Wraps. Enough to feed a parish. No fuss. Just generosity. That small act of kindness turned a stressful evening into something beautiful. And now a whole community knows about it. Waitrose: you rock. M&S: maybe don’t make promises you can’t keep.

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@NeNeLeakes @PriorConsults

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Now, Ramona… 😭

Lots of celebrating to do… Happy 40 year anniversary to these records and the Virgin Tour 💙🩵💚

🐕 Very #URGENT #missingdog Manouso was last seen in Finsbury Park on Sunday 23 March 2025 1pm, where he ran into Finsbury Park station. @TfL staff reported seeing him on the tracks of southbound #Piccadilly line .He's wearing a collar & he is chipped. He is small & very scared.