bread flanders

@AlveusSanctuary @mayahiga money long like stompy’s legs

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE CEO @mayahiga 🐐

@SumoZeki who doesn’t love the leg thing? wish Akua had taken the playoff but glad i got to see him work his brand of sumo

The huge Makushita playoff was fun. We got to see Akua hit the kakenage, and also lose to a henka (get ready for Fujinokawa's brother, everybody). Personally, I was pulling for Omori, but things won't come too easily for a man with that build.

@VivianKesandre we forgot how

You don’t see people talking about “when you nut and she keep sucking” anymore

@oreoeocat @budypals “You wouldn’t get it”

Whot's So Feaking Funny

@bittersteel196 “You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is knightly too” is a hall of fame line, and James Purefoy delivers exactly the way it should be delivered. What a film.

Jesus fucking Christ man what a film. I could talk about this for a hour but I’m struck with hour heartfelt, earnest, and charming this is. Also William had the Black Prince and Geoffrey Chaucer fawning over him. That right there is knightship

@oreoeocat It’s so fuckin crazy that you had a cat that was born the weirdest looking way possible and managed to pair her with a cat that chooses each and every day to look as weird as possible on purpose

They’ve been expecting you

@horseimage beanut putter

mmm.. slop

I been telling y’all for years that Harden caused that reactor to explode in Chernobyl niggas didn’t wanna believe me

@hecubian_devil @offbeatorbit daniel tosh did a bit about never pooping after showering and it brain jacked my 12 year old mind, to this day I can’t do it

@offbeatorbit Bathroom PEMDAS is the below-the-lede take that I resonate most with

SHE’S RIGHT!!! 😤

@ettingermentum Is Omar Bradley a feminist? Is standard oil a queer ally? Is the president my friend?

Roosevelt is My Friend

@oreoeocat she traverses the world in the manner of a capybara

Some of y’all haven’t seen her in motion yet. Check out those legs

@SoundOriented broke: azur lane woke: tamur lane

yall gotta stop putting azur lane on my tl bruh

@RubberNinja @BelzebAnimation

@BelzebAnimation While I will not elaborate. We have all of these points figured out and you'll have to wait. There are quite a few things that will naturally be explained over time!

Me parece muy cool el concepto Que tengan que ayudar al malo para que los mundos se salven Aunque tengo una duda Porque no secuestran al villano para que el héroe nunca pueda ganar?

extremely woo and incredibly magi

@AntonHand you’re enjoying this, aren’t you?

@LudwigAhgren @Infume_ so no drizz..?

@Infume_ why would a dj show up to a minecraft event

i finally get to tell ludwig how to pronounce my name right in person

@shroombie that’s good info, thank you

goodmorning!! in case you didn’t know, it’s saturday

@bittersteel196 he’s gonna give an awkward little laugh in the middle and it’s gonna melt hearts across America

I just know Peter Claffey is going to kill the delivery of "I will remember you, m'lady. Have not fear of that".

@prerecessiongrl hightowers are the shadow wizard money gang, unfortunately

its a little silly that the hightowers got a royal marriage, but the most powerful family in the reach for the next 200 years after that, which spits out heirs every other tuesday and also controls all the food and money and teachers, didnt get close to the throne til joffrey

Guys, guys stop fighting!!! I asked Moto42 and found the REAL solution to the slot crisis!