chicken joe

Not enough respect is put on the great film that is Ratatouille. The originality. The romantic atmosphere of Paris. The entrepreneurial spirit embodied by a rat who won’t take no for an answer. Truly a perfect film.

god never made this

Anyone who buys this will be cursed instantly. Type of activity that brings shame on your bloodline for 10000 years.

This might be the best Knicks/Vampire speech I’ve ever seen, and I don’t say that lightly

Softball Stats Tonight: 1-4 from the plate 2 errors 15 high fives 23 “good eye” shouts from the dugout Weapon.

Got a raise at work

@gasmansevo 🫡

@breeezy022 CJ I worked both of those gigs from the moment I uttered my first words, “manual labor”. My kids will follow a similar path

6 eggs, ham, cup of whole milk, and cup of black for breakfast I am inevitable

Just went skiing for the first time during my tenure in Colorado. Super fun but way more difficult than I anticipated. Spent at least 50% of the time on my ass. Had local children doing circles around me. Feeling #humble

Greatest picture I’ve ever seen. Absolutely flawless. Merry Christmas everyone

Just punched a hole in the wall while watching the grinch. Why would bro do that? 😢

Got carried away and scrambled 15 eggs so now I have to eat 15 scrambled eggs

@gasmansevo Oh word nvm then. Thanks coach!

@breeezy022 No worries CJ I’m not there so it can’t be that fun

Having terminal levels of FOMO from seeing my buddies have a jolly time in Athens. Cheers boys 🤝 give em hell

@SchollWright This is good advice. Gonna roast this kid tomorrow in front of the school to earn his respect

@breeezy022 As a former middle school soccer coach. Just throw the occasional cuss word around and talk a little shit back to them for respect

Just dapped up one of my middle school students. Do you guys think he thought that was cool? Or do you think I’m getting cooked by a bunch middle schoolers in gym class rn for having a weak dap? I’m in mental anguish thinking about this

@gasmansevo Damnit coach you see right through me

@breeezy022 I’m 25, CJ. Just because I read on a middle school level doesn’t mean you can belittle (thesaurus word I found) me

@PartTimeJeffrey I’m afraid they aren’t Dude :(

@breeezy022 Depends, are the kids still pointing on the clasp and snapping after?

@maddiec0peland no ☹️

@breeezy022 Nah I don’t think he’s cooking you about the dap but did you clean your car before? 👀

I like to think that at exactly 6:20 he just abruptly stops talking to his wife and moves the tripod to his next location