Brendan

280 posts

Brendan

Brendan

@brenbrit_

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Katılım Mayıs 2015
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Brendan
Brendan@brenbrit_·
No one understands beach house like me
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turbomander
turbomander@turbomander·
no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name
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Robby Kalland
Robby Kalland@RKalland·
2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎
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Brendan@brenbrit_·
Sleepytime tea got me dreaming like jane schoenbrun
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Walt
Walt@walt1118·
"Erm, hello? Is anyone here?" "Hello, young one." "Oh, hi. Um, can I use your wifi? I'm totally lost." "Indeed you are. As are many during the journey of life." "Why are you looking at me like that? Are you going to *gulp* peel me like a banana?" "That is one possibility."
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Benny Feldman
Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·
Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar
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Brendan@brenbrit_·
The spiders in my apartment are forming a union
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Brendan@brenbrit_·
Chester cheetah is woke but I can't post the proof here as Frito-Lay would kill me. DM for more info
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Brendan@brenbrit_·
The only reason we aren't all speaking Cantonese is because my tower of babel has remained powered uninterrupted for years
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Brendan@brenbrit_·
If I laid an egg it would be a small one. I would have to hype myself up a lot before laying a big one
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Brendan@brenbrit_·
C-section babies are incapable of learning phonics
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carter hambley
carter hambley@carterhambley·
gave birth in urban outfitters and they snatched it up and hydraulic pressed it into a lana del rey vinyl
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Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo
These are the visuals in a Jon Bois video before he starts talking about a backup qb who threw for 31 yards in 1987
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Brendan@brenbrit_·
Make all roads out of sponges so they'll never get wet. Just Absorb the water. #spongeroads
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Brendan@brenbrit_·
jpegmafia is spiritually caucasian
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Brendan@brenbrit_·
*rows past you on my long boat*
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Brendan@brenbrit_·
Horses are usually just eating or moving. Never seen one jump straight up but they might be able to do that
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ilove
ilove@imsopopu1ar·
I need the curse lifted
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cav empty
cav empty@cavempty_·
awesome
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