Jon Mason 📖⛳️

@Sabrescokegate I tried this and the rover in this same color. Rover won out by a wide margin. Something just a bit off on the look and feel of the Trouper, and it’s a weird one to carry for 18.

Treating myself to a bag as a post grad gift can someone LANK if this is worth the bread

@Jacob_Naviaux @bss123788 @PedroRossiSilv1 @tj28283 Jesus always preached to his flock that we should be seeking to maximize profits on transactions dealing with basic human necessities like shelter. It’s kind of hard to argue that retrading in this fashion isn’t explicitly Christlike.

This tweet was not meant to brag at all. If you look at all the other stuff I post on Twitter it’s meant to show people tips that I’ve learned in my career to help them in their business and inspire people to get into real estate/grow in real estate. That’s my focus through every tweet I make.

Fixer upper gets listed for $250k. I offer $180k with 3% commission — I’m a licensed agent and my company is the buyer. Plan is to wholesale it for $190k. Needs $75k in work and will be worth $320k after repairs. Listing agent says too low. 4 weeks later our CRM notifies me the list price dropped to $225k. I follow up. Agent still says $180k is too low. Another month goes by. CRM notifies me again — price drops to $210k. I follow up. Agent says they think it’ll work. I draft the offer, send it over, and it gets accepted. We price the deal at $190k and sell it — signed contract and EMD in hand. While we’re still in DD, I tell the agent my buyer needs a $20k price reduction to move forward, but they’re ready to wire EM and waive the rest of DD. Seller meets us halfway. Price drops to $170k. We make $25k. That’s the exact play we run wholesaling MLS properties.

Not a big audiobook guy, but with a 2mo. old baby, it’s been easier to listen than to read lately. The dialogue that Gaddis writes is arguably better in this format. Carpenter’s Gothic read aloud is so fantastic that I’m not sure if I’ll ever read the text.

@_motherslug Inspirational. Most people just daydream about it. Takes more than most understand to grind your way out like that, you should be extremely proud.

I didn't talk about this job much because I never identified w/it but it's wild to reckon w/the fact that I was able to establish myself as a music & arts writer ON TOP OF working 40+ hours doing shit I vacillated from mildly disliking to actively hating. Here's to NEVER AGAIN!

@FranziaMom It’s never not been this

@Whooperjr88 @spurawaycol @TaylorMadeGolf

@spurawaycol @TaylorMadeGolf So your home course is a Trump course lmfao

You've got 158 yards to a back left pin on a par-3 that's playing slightly downhill. The wind is off the left, and there's trouble left and long. What club are you pulling? #P790

@Chx44Q @Zacbunchanumbrs @keaganwernicke @justalexoki You must consider that God’s idea of what’s fair and just is infinitely more complex and ultimately unknowable when compared to our own. And from a logical standpoint, no, lacking in fairness does not equate to evil, by either human or godly standards.

@Zacbunchanumbrs @keaganwernicke @justalexoki You say fairness isn't a thing, but the bible says in multiple places that God is fair and just? So I'm confused on that front. Also, god has to be fair to be a God, otherwise hes an evil God. So there's that too

alhamdulillah goes so hard. what do christians have

@ManyDowntowns @CaryKelly11 Imagine being a hater of a delicious morsel such as the Texas Twinkie!

@CaryKelly11 I know exactly what it it... It's white trash shit for people that don't know anything about cheese.

Have you ever had a Texas Twinkie? I’m thinking about stuffing them with ground beef and Boursin cheese. Source Hutchins_bbq (IG)

Worlds are colliding!

@slowlearnerspod “My guest tonight is undefeated youth tennis prodigy Eric Clipperton. Eric - you keep a loaded handgun pointed at your skull during your matches, meaning…what?”

“We have Hugh ‘Helen’ Steeply, we have Po’ Tony Krause, we have Johnny Gentle, Famous Crooner, we have the Near Eastern Medical Attaché, we have Lateral Alice Moore, we have all these characters…”

@Conley76 @NLawless2 @Hokies02 Pretty clear you’re a way tougher hang than the biggest Anthony Kim fan would be. And FWIW, I never excused away anything. My entire point was I agree with you, but you’re such a sensitive and reactionary prick it’s hard to want to back you up. Enjoy your moral high ground tho!

@brickfrontier @NLawless2 @Hokies02 Yeah I’m good with not being friends with anyone who excuses someone being a shitty person just because they’re good at golf

Narrator: but he did quit. For over a decade. Until someone came along willing to pay off his bogus insurance policy

@Conley76 @NLawless2 @Hokies02 Yeah man, people are assholes. Accepting that and not letting dictate how you carry yourself is part of reconciling with the world. We seem to have a lot in common and even live in the same place but if you were acting like this in real life it’d make it hard to be your friend!

@brickfrontier @NLawless2 @Hokies02 Yeah man, these are great people who deserve to be treated with the utmost respect

@Conley76 @NLawless2 @Hokies02 Dude, all AK talk aside, why are you such a prick to people? Snarky and over the top responses and negativity towards just about everyone you interact with on here. I’m genuinely not trying to attack you (we seem to agree on a lot of stuff) I just want to understand.

@NLawless2 @Hokies02 Sorry that you’re not a very strong reader. It must make life tough

@wokekenzie @MidwestGolfJake @Top100Rick @NoLayingUp Eh, I would say a lot of courses have paid for a non-trivial amount of their reputation. NLU would be far down the list in terms of both dollars and reach when it comes to the impact of what they promote. Now AT&T on the other hand…

@brickfrontier @MidwestGolfJake @Top100Rick @NoLayingUp … until the Pebble Beach Company pays them to produce an hour long YouTube episode on PB and then it becomes a required spiritual pilgrimage…

The fact that golf architecture nerds don’t like Pebble Beach makes me not like golf architecture nerds…

@MidwestGolfJake @wokekenzie @Top100Rick Just heard @NoLayingUp throw a lot of smut on Pebble’s name during their post-round livestream. Same with Spyglass!

@wokekenzie Who are the nerds who hate it? @Top100Rick loves it, and he's X's primary GCA expert.

Carding three bogeys but still putting up a 63 at Pebble Beach is one of the single greatest achievements in sports. Good job Scottie, you’re not human.

@matresstudio @miamibrando @Maddy_Matinee lol he literally writes a movie about his life that serves as the bookends for S4

@miamibrando @Maddy_Matinee Fireeee thank you

When it’s your first day online

Absolutely insufferable

No one has ever paired Moncler with Under Armor before, my man is truly changing the game