Bridget

Here’s how my domestic partner and I split shared expenses in San Francisco 👇 Me (engineer): - 3k in rent for our shared 1BR - all food - insurance for us both Her (unemployed): - $0 rent - $0 food - -$2000 for that one time she ate a plastic bag Lmk if this seems fair!

how it feels to be the chronically online friend when a scandal breaks

There just has to be a way to make these vitamins smaller. Theres no way they have to be that big. Something else is at play here

you had to be there

rosamund pike saying she can’t believe they’re daring to adapt pride & prejudice again after the 2005 one she’s so real

I had my TikTok open and I realized it was shutting down as I was scrolling, it was like I was on the deck of the Titanic

@dieworkwear Loo

counterintuitively, washing machines that are more energy-efficient, water-efficient, and gentler on your clothes are often better at removing stains (i.e., front loaders). top-loaders with a center agitator less efficient, less effective, and harder on your clothes.

just got the sunday scaries and realized it’s friday

This scene is the equivalent of da Vinci’s Last Supper for pop culture

Women know that men don’t scheme to “dress like girls” to assault them. They do it every day in broad daylight. And the ones in power protect each other to keep it quiet. Just ask the House Ethics Committee. Or the President-elect of the United States. Leave women alone.

Woman opposite me is T9 texting on a flip phone at the speed of sound. To see a traditional skill, a near-lost art like that demonstrated with such virtuoso takes the breath away.

the energy i’m bringing to this week

hey so i think it’s less of a “male loneliness” epidemic and more of a “young men becoming nazis at a concerningly high rate” epidemic

Every national security advisor and economist said don’t vote for him. His former cabinet said don’t vote for him. He tried to overthrow the last election. He overturned women’s rights. He’s openly racist. He’s a rapist. He’s a felon. And he’s winning another term. I don’t get it

the only thing that i use to organize my closet / shuffle garments is this stylebook app that hasn’t updated its UI since like 2013. honestly indispensable

The ice in iced chai should be cubes of frozen chai. But we no longer dare to imagine better worlds

how many two-factor authentications until i reach enlightenment