mandy

@dwelfine @MELANIATRUMP Thats the whole point! 🤣

Please @MELANIATRUMP , do something with your hat !!! Too low, nobody can see your wonderful eyes !!! 😱

@thepondering_ And her horse is tied up outside so she can make her getaway 🐎

for those wondering why Melania chose to wear that goddamn hat, here's your answer:

@sminkypinky76 If I hear ‘get in there’ one more time …..omg even his guest chef is saying now 😱

I've just come in and Jamie Oliver is manhandling vegetables, it hasn't taken me long to shout oh fuck off Jamie.

Just got a great deal on new car tyres @blackcircles - check them out at blackcircles.com /#buyblackcircles

It's holiday season so of course a couple with their camper van thought it acceptable to break my fence and camp overnight on my land. They are now blocked in with our small tractor, should be fun when they wake up.

@HMRCcustomers @WantingWwt Yes!

@brightowl @WantingWwt Are you trying to make a payment to NI? Danial

Good morning, @HMRCcustomers are here until 8pm to answer your general queries on Twitter. Please don't post any personal details.

@HMRCcustomers No . As mentioned above I HAVE to speak to HMRC to get the ref no needed to pay. I wouldnt be tweeting here if I hadnt already been on the website and spoken with Pensions Service. What the problem for you to answer phons- are you short of staff? If so ..why?

@brightowl The following 2 links may give you the relevant information you require, gov.uk/voluntary-nati… and gov.uk/voluntary-nati…. Shoaib

Good morning, @HMRCcustomers are here until 8pm to answer your general queries on Twitter. Please don't post any personal details.

@HMRCcustomers @WantingWwt Same here ..so frustrating. NI contributions

@WantingWwt Hi, which department are you trying to make a payment to? Danial

@_Railcards @c_r_shaw Im also having this problem - same message

@c_r_shaw Hello Christopher, sorry to hear that. Please DM us your query and we'll assist you further. Regards, Ishan

@Number10cat 😂

“It’s over; you’re finished”

@NIAbbot @LBC Hoorah - you’re back … can tune back into LBC again. Missed ya.

Back on tonight at 10pm @LBC

Watch out for the Welsh football team if they have @michaelsheen giving the motivational speech. @Cymru

@Number10cat 8 mins later - bbc still showing convoy …..

@Number10cat And what about the 6 car convoy currently on route from airport to no 10…hilarious watching the minute by minute coverage on bbc right now 😂😂

Here are the separate private jets that Liz Truss and her “friend” Boris Johnson used to travel from London to Aberdeen. Both journeys will be charged to UK taxpayers.

Wtf? Judging by the live images on bbc now anyone would think royalty was in that convoy…just going off now to watch paint dry..far more exciting and informative

@Vanamonde_Dpan Specs are very 2020s….hardly 1960s!

Watching the new adaption of The Ipcress File and I’m envious of the specs, but too frightened to Google as I suspect they will cost an arm and a leg:

@ukrocky90 @Transport_Nottm

@Transport_Nottm One of the dumbest ideas I’ve heard in a long time. Please feel free to DM me for my address and send anyone with any decision making power down so I can walk with them and show them on a map of Nottingham why this is stupid, especially with Clifton bridge and Broadmarsh atm

From Monday 3 August, Victoria Embankment will be closed to through traffic on a trial basis, as part of emergency plans to encourage more people to travel by foot and bike and support a greener recovery from Covid-19🚶🚴 👉bit.ly/2CV069T

@mrjamesob please could you feature this on LBC pscp.tv/w/cup6YXR3LTIx…