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We are supposedly at war to stop Iran from enriching the uranium we “obliterated” over a year ago. Yesterday we signed a deal to help Saudi Arabia enrich uranium. The first time the United States has ever helped another country enrich uranium on foreign soil. The Saudis refused the inspection protocol 140 other countries accept. Too intrusive, they said. Trump agreed. He signed a national security waiver to get around the rule. The Saudis paid Kushner $100 million. They put $2 billion into his firm. They put another $6 billion into LIV Golf, which pays Trump properties to host its tournaments. They signed ten billion dollars in Trump-branded real estate deals in Jeddah and Riyadh. All in just the last few years. But sure. My paintings.

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has now reportedly decided against raising the personal tax allowance from £12,750 after proposing the idea yesterday

🚨BREAKING: Andy Burnham says there are no plans to scrap jury trials after sacking David Lammy

Larry is now 19 years old. When he passes away, there will be a period of mourning across the whole country. 😭

🚨 NEW: The No 10 lectern has been removed as Andy Burnham prepares to deliver his speech without one

I honestly might go with Rishi Sunak. He’s probably the only politician who is justified in saying “I told you so” because he spent the entire election campaign saying “they’ll hike your taxes” and “they’ll fuck it up” and two weeks in that’s what they did