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@pnjaban Maltese or Maltese Yorkie!

@Mr_Husky1 Yes, never learned how to put on make up 🤷🏻‍♀️ and when I try I look like a 🤡

Are there women who actually leave the house completely barefaced… no makeup at all… and feel fine? I can’t tell if that’s confidence or something else.

@RealJorgeSBeach Wait, was this where dirty Harry’s was? 🤔

The Caves restaurant 1970's Fort Lauderdale, FL.

@ONLYinDADE In Fort Lauderdale too, we’ve even had some make their final landings onto bridges! 🥴

In Miami, the official state bird is the construction crane 🏗️ | #ONLYInDADE

@RealJorgeSBeach Very fairly priced for what you get and the food is consistent. I may be the youngest person in the joint but that’s ok! Also you can get a coupon if you go to the charity dine website!

Just north of Dania Beach, FL on Griffin Road in Fort Lauderdale sits this hidden gem. Tropical Acres Steakhouse. Run by the same family since 1949. Great food, great service.

@sappholives83 wtf did I just read 😳

There are trans-identifying men who freeze tomato sauce into cylinders to shove up their backsides so that when it melts, they can pretend that they’re having their period. But no, this is definitely not a fetish… or a mental health issue.

@stelzner_n1150 As a millennial I 💯 agree!

Boomers will vote for Donalds. Gen Z will vote for Fishback. It's up to Millennials and Gen X to get Fishback over the hump in Florida on August 18th.

@pixiemagi @RandPaul Says someone who probably got the clot shot plus all the boosters 🥴 it’s the only reason someone would actually be dumb enough to say this

The COVID cover-up goes all the way to the top. Fauci funded the Wuhan lab. Senior intelligence officials hid classified evidence from the president himself. Scientists were silenced. Millions paid the price. The DOJ has until May 11th to prosecute Fauci before the statute of limitations runs out. I am not letting this go. The American people deserve justice.

Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!

@WallStreetApes @Bostonbama84 Dang we got more gypsies in Florida now?

A scam is taking place in Orlando, Florida Foreigners are dressing up as being homeless. They bring their baby and make them look dirty and homeless too They then ask American to buy them a cart of groceries at Target, this American did but it’s a scam They drive luxury cars and are caught wearing nice clothing (Video proof shown) This is a very common scam pulled by Romani people and other foreigners that have come to America It’s not just happening in Florida, it’s everywhere

@MattDevittWX No wonder my air conditioner was struggling 😥

*RECORD HEAT* today in Southeast Florida with many spots reaching the mid 90s! Hollywood was the hottest with 97. West Palm Beach, Fort Lauderdale and Miami all saw records! 🥵

@Anaslqbal @rawsalerts People this blantantly stupid really exist?

@rawsalerts While Maga failures tank another airline with botched bailouts & merger blocks. Pure incompetence grounded 17k jobs. 😅

🚨#BREAKING: Spirit airlines are still urging it’s customer to not show up at the airport even tho numerous passengers have been showing up all flights have been permanently cancelled and all flight operations have been suspended

@tcruznc @champtgram You literally can’t get a good burger anywhere for $8.99 for lunch and it’s actually really good.

@champtgram Flanigans is arguably the shittiest restaurant I’ve been to in miami. I went and ordered like 8 entrees and it’s just cheap food for the less fortunate. Don’t go there…not worth the hype 😂😂😂

The best way to test someone’s Miami literacy is to ask them which one of these two restaurants is better

@JackLinFLL It’s 94 deg in South Florida today 🥵

Every single time I'm really seriously considering moving to North Florida something like this happens!! 55f on May 2???? I reckon I'm truly stuck down here at this point. Should have bailed with everyone else in the mid 90's.

@ewarren This can’t be real

The Big Four airlines (American, Delta, Southwest, United) control 75% of the U.S. market. Fewer choices = higher prices for you.

@CarolWalshReal1 @Parkerlawyer The best movie!

@Parkerlawyer Albert wouldn't stand for this

We are in Miami for the F1 race and were upgraded to an incredible hotel suite. We decided to turn in early because tomorrow is a long day. You guys, our free upgraded room overlooks the outdoor nightclub. Our room is the loudest place on earth right now. The thumping base is literally shaking the windows. We called front desk to ask when the music ends (yes, we are that old.) They said tonight’s show doesn’t start for another hour.

@SenWarren @JetBlue @SpiritAirlines @JusticeATR @USDOT Evil..

I've warned for months that a @JetBlue-@SpiritAirlines merger would have led to fewer flights and higher fares. @JusticeATR and @USDOT were right to stand up for consumers and fight against runaway airline consolidation. This is a Biden win for flyers! apnews.com/article/jetblu…

The Florida governor’s race is starting to heat up, with Fishback now officially in the running. I’ve had the chance to meet both candidates personally, and it’s been interesting hearing their perspectives firsthand. What matters most to you in the next governor of Florida? What issues or qualities are you looking for?

BRO WTF 🤬 The dog clocks the gunman right away and follows the shooter into another room twice. The dumb ass guard just walks away. 1/2 a second later the shooter runs out of the same room with a rifle in his hand.

🚨 LMAO! President Trump just caused the room to burst into laughter 🤣 Q: "Is there talks about you potentially wearing a bullet proof vest moving forward?" PRESIDENT TRUMP: "I don't know if I can handle looking 20 pounds heavier." 😂😭

In 2021 Fauci and Bowser get completely owned. I don’t know who this man is but he is my hero.