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brianne johnson

@brnjohnson

strategy director mid-spiral • past lives @tbwachiatla @gsp • michigan-made • ready & willing to use multiple exclamation points!! • 🏳️‍🌈

CHI 🌭 Katılım Mart 2009
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brianne johnson@brnjohnson·
someone help my gf, she’s been on a @tacobell Big Cheez It bender all week long 😩
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I've spent years working on this and it really comes down to this: Any single tiny thing you can do to feel like you're helping build a better future is more productive than 10,000 hours of dread.
🫧 morgan ✨@itsdrsweetheart

not to be barbie but how do you guys cope with the growing sense of dread that the world is legitimately going to end in our lifetimes and everything you know and love will collapse into chaos

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brianne johnson@brnjohnson·
hear me out: a Rugrats Halloween episode titled, “Triplet Terror: Phil, Lil … 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒦𝒾𝓁𝓁”
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brianne johnson@brnjohnson·
in 1969, theodore roszak — who coined the term counterculture in his book, “the making of a counterculture”—warned us of the dangers of technocracy. 50+ years later, as we watch elon’s (and other tech billionaires’) meteoric influence over the american govt… it hits hard.
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brianne johnson@brnjohnson·
refusing to join Bluesky not because I love Twitter (lol no) not because I think Twitter is still alive (RIP bestie) but because if I could turn back time I would have never done any of this in the first place
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@laylology·
When I say "my team" I mean my therapist in Brooklyn, my psychic upstate, every Taurus born between April 19-28, my gynocologist downtown, and my parents' elderly chihuahua
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brianne johnson@brnjohnson·
thankful for colors, choices, Chicago, cocktails with egg whites, puppy school, savings accounts, Sabrina Carpenter, friends, French fries, friction, philosophy, neighbors, dancing, sweat pants
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brianne johnson@brnjohnson·
was Lauren Duca a real person or just a fever dream from 2016
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brianne johnson@brnjohnson·
why didn’t anyone tell me that 90% of puppy training is just acting like a gd clown in public just to get my dog to look at me ❤️
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demi adejuyigbe@electrolemon·
i love everybody’s niche halloween costumes!! i love the specificity I love the creativity i love when you put a lot of time and effort into something that is quite literally just to make yourself laugh and i genuinely love when i don’t understand it and have to have it explained
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brianne johnson@brnjohnson·
I wanna start a genre of music, called gay pop
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Simon Sarris
Simon Sarris@simonsarris·
I think some of the birthrate decline can be attributed to two forces happening everywhere: increasing complexity, and decreasing hardship. Life is too complex and too 'good.' I'll try to explain
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frye@___frye·
the sixth love language is navigating bureaucracy for someone
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anu@anuatluru·
p.s. our addiction to social media is actually a compulsion to write
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Stephanie H. Murray
Stephanie H. Murray@stephmurrayyyy·
As someone who very much does want a village and indeed has it (I currently have 4 neighborhood kids under 6 at my house joining us for dinner. Part of a baby swapping system I started in 2021), after having pretty painstakingly built it over years, I want to make two points...
Cartoons Hate Her!@CartoonsHateHer

Today I write about how many parents who bemoan the loss of a "village" don't actually want one, because it would require them to interact with other people.

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