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@sedabbyx U looking to cross the border and lick some nuts?

who the frick lives in Indiana

Some crazy psycho in LA started harassing a peaceful Christian street preacher. She aggressively grabbed his arm, tried to unplug his mic, and tried to kick his speaker. Make her famous and let’s send a message, if anyone messes with one of us, they mess with all of us. Does anyone know who she is? Help me identify her!

He’s has the morals of a snake.

@MartalinaWaifu Thunder thighs

I just I would like hear someone say I'm still yummy at 55💋

Retweet if you’d like to see @JimmyKimmelLive fired. @ABC and @Disney are tagged.

EXCLUSIVE Administrator at Beloit College in Wisconsin made a post online supporting a far-left beer company after they posted about hoping Trump gets kiIIed. Any comment @beloit_college? Do you support assassination attempts against our President?

@Big__Whales @RamGovindReddy2 Your fat lard ball legs

what did you notice?😅

@jacobinfante24 Lol

This guy is not me please stop asking if this is me

Last week I randomly got a $9,000 bill for a hospital visit from last year. I called them up and they said my insurance decided not to cover it. Why? Because. .@Aetna can just decide they’re not interested in covering something and then you’re left with an inflated bill to pay out of pocket after the fact. This is in addition to a $2,000 bill that I already paid. They just don’t want to cover it despite me paying a monthly premium. Meanwhile illegals get free healthcare. Honestly fuck you @Aetna. I’m gonna do everything I can to destroy you.

This is the CEO of @united btw Not kidding

@EmilyBrookeXtra Either ur huge nose or the mustache

What caught your eye first? 👀

@Syed_Asiff @alifarhat79 💯

@broker55 @alifarhat79 😂😂 It’s a blessing to have such a buddy who appreciates humor.

JP Morgan: We’re hiring. Me:

@Syed_Asiff @alifarhat79 I wish i would have seen this news a bit earlier. Im in the business and i just had an Indian wholesaler in my office who is a good friend of mine, he would have been cracking up at all this shit

@broker55 @alifarhat79

🚨 Chicago Public Schools will be transporting students to ANTI-TRUMP May Day rallies on Friday. 40% of CPS students are chronically absent, missing at least 18 days of school per year. Kids belong in classrooms, NOT at taxpayer funded political rallies!

@Syed_Asiff @alifarhat79 Lol lol 😂

@alifarhat79 Esteemed Indians fighting outside the office for the role.

SCOOP: A woke gender identity poster asking students to publicly display their sexual orientation and gender identity was spotted inside a classroom at Bartholomew Consolidated School Corporation (@bcscschools) in Indiana. We asked the school what the purpose of this is, and they declined to respond. Feel free to contact the principal if you have any questions

Meet Matt Doogen, he’s a pilot for @united. He just changed his cover photo on Facebook to “8647” which is known to symbolize kiIIing Trump. Would you feel safe with him flying your plane? Any comment @united ?

Here’s Tim Walz posing with his friend Somali illegal Abdul Dahir Ibrahim who was convicted in the Feeding Our Future fraud scheme

@RealDonKeith Americans should be ashamed and embarrassed by the politicians in this country

🚨I hate to keep harping on those low IQ’s but every time I try to ignore them a genius like this comes along.🤣 A Democrat congressional candidate, Ala Stanford, who proudly supports abolishing ICE gets asked a basic question about her position… and completely freezes. She literally asks to pause the interview because she has zero clue why she believes it. This is who they’re running for Congress.

Disney banned a Trump supporter for LIFE for holding up a “Trump 2020” sign on Splash Mountain. Yet Jimmy Kimmel still has a job after calling First Lady Melania Trump an “expectant widow.”