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@OrigiGreatness @BBCMOTD Yes. Yo momma.

@BBCMOTD Cheating with PGMOL helping them Cheating with easy draws after easy draws Cheating with arteta playing as the 12th man closing down players Cheating with avoiding international break Is there a depth this disgusting club wouldn't sink to?

Six of the Arsenal first-team squad have pulled out of their national team squads for this international break.

@Billytheyid70 @JLOW_14 He’s your mum?

@JLOW_14 You’re mum can’t smile without me

Gutless bunch off pricks I’m out of there #coys #thfc #ENICOut

@CatharineHoey @Keir_Starmer Be gone, ya wee quisling shite

If only @Keir_Starmer would face the press for open questions and transparency the way @higelfarage does.

Leaving the ECHR will not allow you to deport all Asylum Seekers, you can't deport a person without the other country accepting them. But it will allow the State Pension, Minimum Wage, Paid Holiday, Max Working Hours, Maternity Leave and much more to be cancelled.

@EvaVlaar Get tae fuck ya quisling shite

I’ve been banned from traveling to the UK. 🇬🇧 No reason given. No right to appeal. Zero due process. Just an email saying the UK government deems me "not conducive to the public good" - exactly three days after I criticized Keir Starmer. I guess my point that the UK is no longer a free country has been indisputably proven.

We're over £100K! 🎉 And on the same day that Charlie Quirke crossed the halfway mark 👏 Today was full of milestones on Charlie's Trek For A Cure. His legs are really feeling it now, but your support is powering him through every step of the way. Let’s keep this momentum going 🥾. If you’d like to support Charlie’s trek and donate, visit charliestrek.org #TrekForACure #CharliesTrek #ForACure

@ShabanaMahmood You’re not outflanking reform, you’re legitimising them. Use your own voice ffs.

If you come to this country, you must learn our language and play your part.

@MeidasTouch Hmm the brexit mob and the American band of felonious grifters linked, you say. The uk really is a Petrie dish for their US scams - we’ve seen something very similar over here already….. amp.theguardian.com/politics/2020/…

This account has been given a grey checkmark, verifying it as an official government account. It also only accepts resumes be DM's, which are solely open to verified X users who pay Elon Musk. This level of corruption is staggering.

@SkyBet All of the above

The #SkyBetFanView are split 👀 IF Manchester City are found guilty of the 115 charges against them, what should the punishment be? 👨‍⚖️ Have your say in the comments below 👇

@other_mrs @pikaso_me Screen shot this

I didn’t do dry January. Husband did. I’ve just had to pick him out of our neighbours hedge, because he couldn’t walk to the front door.

Over the next few weeks you will hear a lot about Inheritance Tax here is how much people can save. Rishi Sunak £282m Jacob Rees-Mogg £60m David Cameron £16m Jeremy Hunt £6m James Cleverly £3.5m 96% of people £0

@JamesCleverly I mean, why limit your ambitions? Why not legislate to end war in Ukraine and Gaza? Why not pass a bill to get president Xi to smile more? Why not write it into law that we only get sunny days in the UK from now on? While you’re at it, maybe you could turn the moon into cheese?

Parliament has spoken. We must be able to choose who comes to our country - not criminal gangs. That’s what this Bill will deliver.

@SoVeryBritish Salty

What’s the most British word/phrase for describing being angry?

Stewart Lee ‘unfunwashing’ Farage with exactly the levels of acuity, accuracy & acerbity you’d expect. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@Carra23 Your view- “It’s ok that Everton cheated, cos they didn’t cheat as much as others have” Just because it didn’t work doesn’t mean there shouldn’t be sanctions. Chelsea and City should be relegated and face salary caps for 5 yrs, at minimum, making the above sanction proportional

The 10 point deduction for Everton is excessive & not right, considering they have been working with the PL about this for the last couple of years. Would it have been better to be evasive & try & drag it out like other clubs? No doubt relegated clubs will have put big pressure on the PL to deal with Everton, but when you consider 6 clubs tried to leave the PL & there was no sanction at all it doesn’t feel right. Until other clubs are sanctioned Everton will feel they are being used to show there is no need for an independent regulator, and they are right.

Excellent graph below shows Corporate profiteering is out of control; increases cost of living. Worker's share of GDP has been eroded and handed to capital. Govt cuts real wages; does nothing to control profiteering, exec pay, dividends; or break-up monopolies 👎👎👎👎

@CFCDUBois Rice is not limited to just riding the teacups at the funfair He can see over the chippy counter Doesn’t get lost in long grass His feet can touch the floor in the pool He can use the fridge, not just the freezer Rice is not threatened by earwigs Need I go on

What can Rice do that Enzo can’t?

@talkSPORT Jamie O’Hara is often baffled. Have you considered employing people with something insightful to say? People who answer questions rather than just blankly asking them? Would make a nice change

😳 “How’s he taking Bellingham off and leaves Henderson on the pitch?” 😬 “He took Maddison off and he played him on the wing! Unbelievable…” Jamie O’Hara was left baffled by some of Gareth Southgate’s selections

@rcolvile Ahh yes, we should all believe what you’ve got to say, Mr Tufton. Why, the wiki entry for your “think tank” clearly shows that your organisation is wholly transparent as to its funding and aims, and in no way opaque, unlike the sewage filled water surrounding this isle.

This just isn't true though. The govt is still committed to exactly the same legal targets on reducing pollution, and indeed is committing to spend hundreds of millions on tackling it. Hysterical and wrong.

@MrHarryCole Unfortunately the IQ of that readership largely matches that of those who uncritically digest your regular output, so I don’t think it’s the “win” that you think it is.

‘Out of the Blue: The Unexpected Rise and Rapid Fall of Liz Truss’ is the most borrowed book from House of Common’s library, new stats show… spectator.co.uk/article/trussi… Or 25% off on Amazon today… amazon.co.uk/Out-Blue-insid…