Jimbo Jones

If you don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re then your an idiot

@david_parker You’re a goof. Put your phone down and go outside. It’s springtime! And life is going on with almost nobody thinking about separating. Canada is awesome, and you’re either blind, or getting paid to smear it Go fuck yourself.

Can you feel it? The slow despair creeping across Canada? You can see it on the streets. You can hear it in the classrooms. Everywhere, people are losing hope. Our political elite say, "things have never been better" while they stuff their pockets with our money.

“At the end of the day, the government is neither the legal abomination that many want to pretend it is nor illegitimate. It is a product of the parliament that we elected and the times we are in. You don’t have to like it, but don’t lie about it.”

Why is Danielle Smith exempting Kevin O’Leary from getting the required environmental impact assessment for his proposed data centre in Alberta?

@trainofangels00 Sure, he was a great hockey player. I am disappointed in him of course, but we’re Canada, we can forgive him if he apologizes and renews his allegiance to the greatest country on earth. Say sorry Wayne, it’s easy.

Canada....do you still have any respect for Wayne Gretzky?

@MatrixMysteries Carney already scrapped this. You fuckers love to whine and complain though, so I assume you won’t applaud him for it.

“Canada is banning gas cars by 2035.” So someone looked into how it passed. No vote. No public debate. Just a regulatory change pushed through quietly. Mandates ramp up: 20% by 2026. 60% by 2030. 100% by 2035. Governments are now deciding what you’re allowed to drive.

@Tablesalt13 Yeah let’s look to the USA for advice on deficits.

The Canadian Federal deficit is approaching $100 Billion per year with no end in sight This is Canadians burying their OWN KIDS in debt to own Donald Trump. Canadians are the dumbest voters on planet earth.

@ezralevant It’s because Alberta is so politically unstable it would be a terrible idea from any business point of view. Until the stupid referendum is put to bed and Alberta is firmly embedded in Canada there will be very little investment here.

Trump authorized Enbridge to build a pipeline across the Canadian border into North Dakota. No delays, no carbon taxes or carbon capture experiments. That same company can't build a pipeline across B.C., because Carney's demands make it just too risky. whitehouse.gov/presidential-a…

@trainofangels00 Alberta! But Canadian first.

Where are you at, you incredible Canadians? Drop your province here. 🍁 Be proud! 🇨🇦

The millisecond Trump is no longer President, there will be millions of Americans lining up to destroy this monument to Caligula Cankles.

@JayGenXer Fox News isn’t allowed to call themselves journalists. Not really news here is it?

Canada 🇨🇦 made HEADLINES in the USA 🇺🇸

@Humanlty1o1 Duly Herb. Learn to spell.

Amazing to see all the left-wing Canadians calling The dually elected president of the United States a fascist and authoritarian, as they cheer the liberal party after piecing together through backroom deals, the first majority government Canada never voted for. It's Just...🤯

@ShaunRickard67 @blemmy What would you have them them do? You want less government interference but you’re cool with them regulating prices? Not exactly free market is it? Seems like socialism, which I assume you’re against.

@blemmy Do you seriously not know that we don't need oil from Iran, that Canada has the worlds 3rd largest oil reserves sitting underground, Sherlock?

Filling up my truck twice a week is becoming increasingly unsustainable in this struggling economy—one that many attribute directly to years of Liberal policies. Yet every day, I'm still told that it's all Trump's fault. 🙄 What’s truly mind-boggling is how many Canadians appear completely unwilling to examine the role of our own government. There's rarely, if ever, any mention of the corruption, fiscal mismanagement, or accountability issues surrounding our Prime Minister and his administration. SMH!

@WhiteHouse Gross.

The United States Triumphal Arch – Celebrating 250 Years of America 🇺🇸

@oliverburdick None of this is true either.

If Earth were 4 inches closer to the sun, we would all burn up and die. If gravity was .1% stronger, every star would explode instantly. If the Universe expanded 1 mph faster, human life would be impossible. None of this is random. God is real, and his design is perfect.

@stayfreeCanada2 Fuck no.

If Canadians were granted a fast-track Visa by Trump 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸tomorrow, literally MILLIONS of people would flood the border within a week. Entire towns from coast to coast would empty. The "Canadian Government" would be fk'd. Would you do it?

@the_culturist_ Was it designed by Liberace?

Be brutally honest. What is your opinion on this design?

So, @joerogan probably won’t see this post that’s going viral on Facebook. It’s too long to copy & paste, & it took way more than 4 screenshots But I think it’s essential reading for everyone, because ALL of the lying MAGA Influencers need to face legal consequences /1

@david_parker Why? If you want independence like you say, and not the whole 51st state bullshit, then you better plan on creating a military out of thin air to defend our resources. An independent Alberta would have to stand alone.

If Mark Carney uses the Emergencies Act against Alberta Independence, I suspect America will show up and remind him what a real military looks like.