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@5starbarber_1 Since na hippo u be😂😂

The best skincare for light skin is just constant bathing, broooo 3–5 showers a day, just dey bath dey go, people go dey beg for your skincare plug..

A drunk policeman shot me at a checkpoint in 2011. The bullet tore through my car, through my right hand. I lost my career as an animator. My marriage cracked. My mind still bleeds. The twist? I sued the Nigeria Police. Won in 2015. Judge said: "Pay his medical bills." 10 years later. Zero naira. I face permanent disability without help. @PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 @UNDP @NhrcNigeria #NigeriaPoliceNotYourFriend

@Champagne_girl_ U be woman, i no expect much

The reason Flavour spoke against Chike sleeping with Frank Edoho’s wife isn’t because he’s morally upright. He might just be jealous that Chike has been bagging more Igbo billionaire wedding gigs than him, and he probably wishes Chike gets cancelled 🤣

@abigael_ayomide @Intellectual_OT @WhatsApp Ok, Lord Frederick

@Intellectual_OT @WhatsApp People that post on WhatsApp are the ones that has this type of worries😂😂

All the people I restricted from viewing my status on WhatsApp are now seeing it, @WhatsApp are you running mad or have you ran fucking mad ?????

So UGO ex wife now na UK used.

Run yall… I’ll hold her back…

@mittinjoshuaI @TheCharlesIsidi Rest

@TheCharlesIsidi Even 250 was a shame. I attended a Federal College, so trust me when I say 280-300 was the bare minimum.

By the way, if you scored 150 in JAMB in my day, you didn’t even say it, you just pretended like they didn’t release your result.

@Arragoni1 @ManLikeAkoh What's this monkey on about

@ManLikeAkoh He stopped paying for your excesses ,when your messiah starts campaigning he should include bringing back fuel subsidy,Vote him out and stop being a nuisance

The day this man was sworn in fuel was 185 per litre. You’d think May 2023 was 10’years ago.

@Joe_brendan_ Same argument as we don't need light because most people only use it to charge phones and on fan. U no well at all. So a country of over 200 million people needs only 3 international Airport abi?

If Nigerian governors will abandon the Airportification of their states for once Airports are not needs. Trust me ~95% of the Nigerian population does not fly and have never flown in an aircraft in their lives. They don't need an airport Focus on poverty reduction through healthcare, education, security and incentives for business growth. Make people less ignorant, healthier, safer and give them a reason to hustle. Get them out of poverty Then an airport will be necessary. Trust me, apart from Abuja, Lagos, Kano and Port Harcourt airports in Nigeria, the rest are pointless and wasteful as economic projects And even these 4 airports that I have mentioned are below average. Focus on poverty reduction

@JahBlesssaint21 @kenkenlewu Na Ai

@kenkenlewu This is pure wickedness 🙆‍♂️😭😭😭 All the suffer and late night reading 🙆‍♂️😭😭😭😭

Before she lost it After she found it The first slide showed a misplaced certificate reportedly forgotten by a lady inside a bus It was shared online with the hope that the owner would see it and come forward to reclaim it But sadly The second slide later showed the same certificate again, this time in a very poor condition Just like that, years of hard work, sleepless nights, stress and dedication damaged.

@ennyola0015 This is why women weren't allowed to speak publicly

Alex Otti has decided to keep his supporters busy. This time, he approved a feasibility study for the Aba seaport. A landlocked city dreaming of a seaport is more wishful thinking than reality. Aba should be considering a dry inland port, while hoping the Lagos–Calabar Coastal Highway can have a spur to Aba.

@OnewithGod3990 @DonAzag @alexottiofr Ur stupidity is outstanding

@DonAzag @alexottiofr There is nothing like tweeter account. Say you will delete your X account, then we will know you are serious. This is how Obi is decieving you obidients in his camp.

We received a delegation from the China Harbour Engineering Company Limited led by Mr. Nicolas Liu, where we discussed the proposed Azumini - Obeaku Sea Port and Inland Waterways Corridor project in Abia State. I have granted approval for an immediate feasibility study on the project. While the company initially suggested a six to seven-month timeline, I have directed that the study be completed within a shorter period so that progress can be accelerated. Alongside the study, we will begin the process of securing approvals from the Presidency, Nigerian Ports Authority, and the Federal Ministry of Blue Economy. I have also encouraged the team to visit the proposed site to assess its viability, given its proximity to the High Sea and the technical requirements such as dredging. The project has the potential to transform Abia State’s economy and contribute significantly to Nigeria’s maritime development. With strong commitment, proper funding, and strategic partnerships, we can make the Azumini Sea Port a reality. I thank the team from China Harbour Engineering Company Limited for their presentation and look forward to positive outcomes from the feasibility study.

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@Crimzy01 @eeric1507 @Wizarab10 Dem dey flex batch now?😂😂😂

@eeric1507 @brown_tissue21 @Wizarab10 Your too low, try get verified to get my attention

There is a deeper problem and you people are refusing to address it.

@eeric1507 @Crimzy01 @Wizarab10 Ok monkey

@brown_tissue21 @Crimzy01 @Wizarab10 Your the bigger fool

@khris_eth @Wizarab10 That way.

@khris_eth @Wizarab10 U are a weak man that things u now own a human being because u paid bride price😂😂😂. It's simple i hate my sleep being disturbed, so i don't disturb others when they sleep. That's how i was brought u. Maybe u grew up in a lawless and power-hungry environment thats why u think*

@khris_eth @Wizarab10 See this fool, we have sex more often than i can count, but why would i disturb her for sex at night when i know fully well that i can have it anytime of the day. Also, i hate my sleep being disturbed

@brown_tissue21 @Wizarab10 Ur type that beg their wives for sex .smh 💔

@abdool_moh So make a carry another man child because i worked hard, suffered and finally made money? Omo u no get brain

I have theory that if we switch locations with people from advanced countries and we give them Nigeria with all the Almajiris, they will fix it. They will fix what we have not been able to fix for generations within a few years. Here is what they will do: They will immediately impose a childbirth limit to contain the numbers just like in China. Unlike Nigeria where the law is a joke, this will be effective because everyone must respect the law and there will be mechanisms in place to ensure that. Also, rich families will be required to adopt Almajiris and government will tax the rich and invest heavily on education of almajiri. (instead of looting the money meant for governance to buy private jets, mansions and send their kids to London, Maldives). But Nigerians would rather look away and everyone would rather look after their own children. The Almajiri you don’t send to school will one day prevent your children from enjoying that life you worked so hard to give them. We are already seeing the consequences in banditry.

@thebosun3663 @DemetriusRO6 With all that forehead real estate u got, u are still brainless.

@DemetriusRO6 You got it wrong. Israel was ATTACKED on Oct 7. They have since found out it was such a great idea. No sympathy

Russia is banned from the World Cup for invading, occupying, and killing civilians. Israel is doing all of that with U.S. backing So FIFA suddenly needs nuance, process, committees, and legal review. Apparently war crimes become “too complex” when the weapons have American receipts.