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@winkydonline Muchindiona ndiri kutsvaga Simba

@mazowepapi Demio but only buying diesel at RK Thulis Total

@mazowepapi Just got out from the can what did I miss

@Abramjee I thought cats always land on their feet

A lion in transit has escaped in the vicinity of Lictenburg and Zeerust, North West. Via #Livetraffic

@moidsexposed Bitch we be working.

Moms do this shit every day and get no praise.

@Winifunds Beg for a car kuna Wicknell

Blord got angry and bought a Mayback. Burna got angry and bought a Ferrari. Davido got angry and bought a Rolls Royce. When you get angry,what do you buy?

@mazowepapi I would chose that car over any honda fit

@todo_simms Advocate can we ammend the existing section and add a close where personal contacts were shared. And Beans was asked for the mutual benefit of both parties

My man is so proud of my progress.. Monday done🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

@mazowepapi Built with Z30 Td 27 But on toyota 5l

@ManzunzuN These days wakaipigwa. Kuti nditi iovulation here kana kuti. Anyways rega ndiuye ndicheke masettings

Its rainy and cold. Its so cosy for cuddles. Like spoon me and let me elevate one leg and slide it in. Give me those slow passionate strokes whilst holding my neck. Grab me so tight like an airtight container. Make me tell you that i missed you whilst you are inside me

@kirya_ug Hell i think

Why is a dead body putting on shoes, is he going anywhere?

@cindii_masina Home boy is an abuser. He told me everything

@cindii_masina Bitch you was fighting and you put your daughter in harms way. You are a pathetic excuse for a mother.

@Dr_Pharouk My favorite colgate is Sensodyne

Which brand of toothpaste is your favourite 👀👀

@Jamwanda2 Rakarebesa Joji. Kuzasi wati Ndinotora Aqua kupi

THE PRESIDENT IN TWO MOVES THAT SURPRISED DELEGATES: First was his turning to Vice President’s wife for the pronounciation of a Ndebele word, promising the Vice President’s wife would ensure his Ndebele came right. He could have turned to Vice President Mohadi and new Secretary General Jacob Mudenda for the same. Delegates were visibly shocked by this turn of events. Second, before the end of the day’s closed business yesterday, the President turns to his deputy and tells him to finish the proceedings of the day as he retired!! By that act, the President literally delivered the Conference, which cheap commentators claimed had been staked against the Vice President, to the same Vice President to manage. Both actions sent a clear message to all delegates and functionaries. More substantively, the Vice President’s excellent speech introducing the President, and the President’s main address were coincident, sometimes to the extent to drawing from the same stock of metaphors and allusions when it came to ZANU PF’s history of sacrifices. It was amazing. Then, critically, when it came to CORRUPTION, a subject which the same cheap commentators framed as setting the two men on a collision course, both men were unsparing on the subject matter, with the President stressing ZANU PF would not be used as a haven for corrupt tendencies, but was sworn to people-centered development as CORRUPTION alienated PEOPLE FROM THE PARTY! He went further: he importuned the CONFERENCE to pronounce itself STRIDENTLY against CORRUPTION, a subject which the Vice President, referring to the LIBERATION ETHOS and its commitment to serving the MASSES, had dwelt on. Last but very SIGNIFICANTLY, both men hailed VISION 2030, eloquently interpreting it as focused on DELIVERING AN UPPER MIDDLE-INCOME ECONOMY to ALL ZIMBABWEANS! The President clinched it all by URGING THE PARTY AND ALL ITS ORGANS TO PREPARE FOR THE NEXT HARMONISED ELECTIONS, the THIRD TIME HE HAS MADE SUCH A CALL THIS YEAR. All that was set against a CLEAR COMMITMENT TO UPHOLDING THE PARTY CONSTITUTION AND THE LAWS OF THE COUNTRY!!! Musandipikisa; ndaive ndigere padivi zvichitaurwa. Ndipo paari MADHARA EHOVHOROSI. Zvimwe handichatauri; mungafenda!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Mrbankstips Nurse aide chibaba

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@adegotyou 4444444

Who are you taking home to see your parents? 🤔

@Mrbankstips Hack I already shat my pant for him

Would’ve shat my pants

@Southwestyy Wadii mupambi pfumi. Huya ndikupambe ndikupe hupfumi

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@NambafuIre2003 Kenya stop giving Zimbabweans ideas

This is the first time i am seeing a dead body being showcased openly. The notation has always been, “respect for the dead.” Anyways… 🤐