Stanislav Bronski

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

😂😂😂😂😂

@MattHopeNotHate Brown shoe city

Looks like the lads had a totally “normal” one. All the girls were out the back making sausage rolls and white babies

@dank_ackroyd Husko is a fucking queen, give her another series you shits

Put your money away. For today ONLY. Three of my favourite phrases to say AND hear for ABSOLUTELY GRATIS FREE 😎🤫

@deathtospinach Go on Becky, keep going mate, you’re smashing life

A very personal post from me this morning. I was in an abusive relationship years ago (two in fact, but in different ways). I was also an online gambling addict for some time. I spent over three weeks in a psychiatric hospital and have been under psychiatrists since I was a child. I have borderline personality disorder, which I take medication for, and I have various physical health conditions which mean I cannot work full time. However, this is not a post about self-pity. Quite the opposite. It is about how someone CAN achieve pockets of success despite their past and present struggles. And how someone CAN be proud of their fight and their achievements. Two years ago my first book, Keanu Revees is Not in Love with You, was published and went down way better than I ever expected. My second book, The Future of Fraud, is out next month and I hope will be of interest to people. I now speak at conferences over the world and am regularly called upon by The Times to write about fraud. This is not a post about showing off for the sake of it. This is a post about celebrating the wins in life and not being shy to announce that you’re doing well. I don’t know if the success will be short-lived or will carry on for a while longer but I’d like to thank every one who has liked my Twitter posts, bought my books and been encouraging as I’ve grown. I think you’re all awesome. 🙏

@BackAftaThis @JonKingBadaBing I said my piece Chrissy

"What, was it barking?" "Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting." Classic.

@GavinCurnow @AdolphusSpriggs Why Wirral Mags??

What a day!

Can’t use this app in light mode, I’m off

> 70 years ago, Iran looked just like any Western country. > Short skirts, rock’n’roll, open universities. > It’s 1953. Iran elects a secular socialist: Mohammad Mossadegh. > He nationalizes oil. That pisses off BP. > Cold War excuse. > CIA and MI6 stage a coup. Operation Ajax. > Mossadegh is overthrown. > They install the Shah, a brutal US-backed dictator. > Secret police. Torture chambers. > Iran turns into a puppet state. > People are that desperate, they turn to Khomeini, an exiled cleric, promising independence and dignity. > 1979: Islamic Revolution. > The Shah flees. > US embassy stormed. Hostage crisis. > America never forgives. > Arms Saddam Hussein. > Iraq invades Iran. > US provides chemical weapons, satellite intel, logistics. > 1 million Iranians die. > Iranian kids sent into minefields with plastic keys around their necks. > US shoots down Iran Air Flight 655 > 290 civilians dead. > No apology. > Fast forward today, Israel attacks Iran. > The U.S. immediately says “we stand with Israel.” > They talk about “regime change.” > They say that Iranians “deserve freedom.” > No mention of the coup they started. > No mention of the dictator they installed. > No mention of the war they fueled. > No mention of the decades of sanctions and sabotage. > They created the monster, and now they attacked it because it was still breathing. > Watch who they try to put on the throne next. > The son of the Shah is already being presented as the “alternative.” > The same dynasty. > The same foreign backing. >The same promises of stability. > History will repeats itself. > And it’s not gonna end well.

Darth Vader is a scouser - dresses in shiny material, talks weird. Han Solo is a Manc - has a swagger and a mate with a mad haircut. Yoda is Cornish - a funny accent and mixes his words. Luke is from North London - overly confident, has an interest in incest.

@HuytonFattie Yeah, I live in Notts and no one has a scooby about them

Are Sui Mais just a Liverpool thing ?

@mackin_john We’re in a cottage in rainy Northumberland and I’ve literally just said to the wife, we’re watching this or Withnail…..whilst drinking wine at about 4.30 pm

A 10/10 film. x.com/TheCinesthetic…

@_stainless0_ Shlong Island

Give this island a perfect name?

@ChefOnTheCorner Welcome back Chef, hope you’re well

Here’s a line from Sophie Gilbert's review of the Melania movie. "Melania shows off her custom-made inauguration gown, stark white with black ribbons overlaying it, a dress that now looks unavoidably like the redacted Epstein files."

@eugeneh84 @AdolphusSpriggs There’ll be reaper cushions to this

Talk about putting yourself on a pedal stool

Looks like The Boss got under the orange man’s skin. 🤪

@RealPaulPutner @monstroso Oldfinger may have worked but they’ve ruined it

I spotted this Dad birthday card in Sainsburys today. The pun doesn't work and the illustration is diabolical. This card wouldn't even be acceptable if my own child designed it. I'd even go as far to say if I received this card from my child, they would be put up for adoption.

@monstroso Yes lads!!

Old folks outing.

Amorim watching United v City