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@danderfield Thank god we have bounce to pass the time (said no-one ever.)

Thank go we had two overlapping games on Friday night so we can wait til four fucking o’clock for a game today. Prime “doona on the couch with a lil sharkcoochie board, watching footy on the telly” weather but NO, we can’t have nice things.

@sirswampthing @steve__smith__ @AFL My 12yr old daughter was cheering for a tigers win for exactly this reason.

RICH beating WCE means the Circle of Parity has now happened in 2026 RICH def WCE def NTH def PORT def ESS def MELB def BRIS def COLL def STK def GWS def HAW def SYD def GCS def GEEL def FREM def WBD def ADEL def CARL def RICH @AFL

@MarkGottlieb Yeah, pretty ordinary Like the lions wearing their heritage Fitzroy top against the saints. The blue suns top would have been a better option.

How the hell did the AFL approve a team playing in pink playing against a team playing in red and white?? How do they think you get pink? #AFL #AFLSunsSwans

@FlossyAmanda @PaulJamesGames Nothing beats his post granny rant. “We had a credit! Like at a shop!”

@PaulJamesGames CHRIIIIIIST No words. We do not claim him.

I hate to be on the same side of an argument as a Hawks supporter - but nobody can possibly support this unhinged clown. A complete embarrassment to the supporter base who otherwise are phenomenal

@FlossyAmanda Haha. Just meant the skill errors. Choll missing 2 gimmes. Ginni with the missed handball that ended up with Blicavs who then kicked out on the full. Cracking game for a neutral. Made up for a few stinkers.

@brucethebear ??? Felt like neither team wanted to lose???

Faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrkkkkkk

@rohan_connolly One less game because of OR byes also doesn’t help.

Another beautiful Easter afternoon, another few hours twiddling thumbs waiting for a late arvo start at the MCG then a night game at a thunderdome. No AFL fixture in my lifetime has stunk it up as badly as this year's. Been an absolute shocker. #afldeessuns #afldogsdons

@PollyPorridge Karma for 06.

Italy this year, has had; - first ever T20WC appearance - came 4th place in the world baseball classic - an Italian driver has won 2 races - Sinner doing Sinner things But no football World Cup.

@PollyPorridge Went back and watched the last quarter of the Lions and pretended tonight’s game never happened.

This game is so ass have a selfie I took this morning that I might delete later

@lozjdempster How good was Neales gather of the first handball that set it all up.

things that will turn a game 🥹

@danderfield Haha. Every post is about Brisbane 😝

@brucethebear This post isn’t actually about Brisbane

People very quick to write off the lions. It would be insane if a team won back to back premierships against a Sydney based team and a Geelong based team and then had a near immediate slide into mediocrity.

@PollyPorridge You will be happy with the effort of your boys. We were lazy, especially up forward.

Not allowed to think about the implications of those injuries till Monday. Can not wait to watch the replay tomorrow morning.

@danderfield Most important - will there be hot dog reviews this season?

Two days ago I went to the footy and tonight I’m going to the footy and in 4 days I’m going to the footy and in 5 days I am also going to the footy and the day after that I am still going to the footy, ladies and gentlemen WE ARE SO BACK

@FlossyAmanda Nusa Dua. Plenty of great resorts. We stayed at Samabe. Cheap Uber into the markets. We had our own villa with a pool. Could not recommend more.

Fam I need Bali recommendations ☀️🌴 Not Seminyak as I’ve been before. Going with one of my besties. The brief is relaxing, cocktails by the pool/beach vibes. Please and thank you xx

@abdoulllmuhd Probably my favourite scene of the whole series. Starting with how he stops the wife from drinking the wine, to the whole army dead - and then the final words. Epic.

This will forever be goated amongst all other revenge scenes 🔥🐐🎬

I make no apology for posting this photo. I think it’s a photo that will haunt America in the years to come. This is what you have become. If you defend this, have a word with yourself.

“Please get the truth out about our son.”

@MuseumCommodore Nothing like the original. I remember running out of fuel and trying to coast to the next runway.

Blue Max 2001 (1984) Commodore 64: Fan? Yes/No

One of the most widely shared videos worldwide. Israel did this