Pepijn Bruienne 🐶🌲🧀💴

@howardnoakley @rosyna Commodity malware will always adapt its TTPs so I assume they'll just have to write a more thorough "Five easy steps to free TV/cryptocoin/software" primer 🤷‍♂️

@rosyna Exactly. It'll be interesting to see what it says in the future!

Gatekeeper and notarization in Sequoia eclecticlight.co/2024/08/10/gat… via @howardnoakley

@yo_yo_yo_jbo @defcon Guess we'll be missing @_r3ggi's session 😢

Yooo @defcon why is dctv track 3 offline?? 🤔🤔

We can’t believe it but “Kill ’Em All” turns 40 today! What’s your favorite song on the album? Go back to where it all began & celebrate: metallica.lnk.to/KillEmAllDelux…

@ClassicII_MrMac That’s a lot of red blinkeroos there 😬

Twitter... I mean X command center🤣

Proposed Mastodon migration metric: if you went through 24h of "Following" posts and you didn't hit your 600/day limit, enough of folks you're following have moved to the fediverse to never have to come back to Twitter again. Discuss amongst yourselves. Also, dailyReadLimit-1

I can officially confirm that my presentation on DEFCON has been accepted. I'm going to release an ELECTRON macOS exploitation tool pwning TCC. As always, it will be fully open-source. #DEFCON31 @defcon

“Zero Trust implementation is not as simple as buying a tool or service & flipping the switch. Implementing it means “breaking changes” to the environment," said CDM Program Manager Matt House at @MeriTalk's CyberCentral. Learn more about Zero Trust: cisa.gov/zero-trust-mat…

The coolest presentation about CAEP / SSF by far! Sean from Disney is killing it! #identiverse

@hellNbak_ For a split second I thought you were using a portable generator to charge an i5 👀

Apply now for the 2023 Community and Conference Grant macadmins.org/news/2023/5/18…

@Kingcast19 "But the thing is, you know, not to brag or anything, but I get paid to write." I'm dead.

It's a beautiful morning. slate.com/technology/202…

@tmanning If pinball is what makes people think of me, I'm not complaining 😄

@tmanning Need the key for that, enter button is on the inside of it 🔑 Source: am pin owner.

Finally, after a long preview, our Microsoft Enterprise SSO Extension for macOS and iOS is Generally Available! learn.microsoft.com/en-us/azure/ac… #AzureAD

@Laughing_Mantis 🫡🎛️

@ScottWamplerRIP Hear me out: Aliens vs Evil Deadites. The year: 2399. Weiland Corp ships the Necronomicon to an assumedly abandoned mining planet to harness the tome's dark powers. Unbeknownst to them a hidden Xenomorph hatchery is nearby setting in motion all-new horrors. I'll take EP credit.

BTW if the plan here is to unleash EVIL DEAD capers via the Books of the Dead at various locations/points in time, I would like to request an EVIL DEAD western, please.

EVIL DEAD RISE gonna earn its entire production budget back this weekend, plus a few extra million. Don't think we're gonna be waiting another decade for the next one.

@mrmiller1972 Pfaltzgraff gang checking in!

Chicken Tortilla Soup #TwitterSupperClub

Oh no bad news @mikeymikey

“Garbology Instrumentals” & “The Recycling Bin” vinyl are both available for pre-order today. @BlockheadNYC aesoprock.com

@patrickwardle Holy shit, Advanced Persistent Tiger shark is definitely not in most people's threat models! Glad you all got away! Now how about situating the next OBTS near some nice, calm, non-shark infested waters eh? 😆

"Battling a large shark with only a (chomped in half) paddle" was not on my 2023 bingo card 🦈🤺 😬 outsider.com/outdoors/viral…