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@bschrdr07

Oh, you're reading this? I probably said something that upset you. If so, I'm sorry about that. Sometimes I just say things. Don't take any of this too serious.

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Ben@bschrdr07·
I'm just a humble engineer, launching dead chickens into a jet engine to make sure they can eat chicken and not fall asleep. It's not glamorous work, my face is wet with aerosolized chicken, but I can go to sleep knowing an Airbus can eat a lot of chicken and keep flying.
Matt Bateman@mbateman

Bird ingestion

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@SenseiAnother Now that ozempic exists it is going to be fair game to make fun of fat people again. It will become a lifestyle choice and open for mockery.
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@oskkpu Feel no guilt in resisting the communist. They destroy beauty because it makes them feel the ugliness in their own souls.
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@quinn10264 @Slatzism I prefer my story so I choose to ignore any evidence to the contrary. I will live ignorantly in the funnier reality.
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Quinn Michaelson@quinn10264·
@bschrdr07 @Slatzism I don’t think it means they were funny, more a mix of annoying and causing legal problems (false allegations and fabrications)
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pagliacci the hated 🌝
These two are so funny. One of them initially moved to Israel but decided to return to Afghanistan, only to find the other one had stolen his land. They then started a petty complaint war, writing to the Taliban and accusing each other of various crimes. They annoyed the Taliban so much that they were both put in prison, but later got kicked out because they would not stop loudly arguing with each other from across the jail and they were driving everyone insane.
Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2

I love this video

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@Witchwatch99 The original pitch for the left in America was "a chicken in every pot." Now they just smoke pot and talk about being gay.
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うぃっちわっち(丁稚)
そういやリベラルの皆さん、肉の話してないな。 あの人達、普段から自分の言いたい事ポストするだけでTL見ないからネットの流行やミームに疎いんだ、とは思ってたけどまんまそれ。 世間から支持されたければまずそういう地道な事から始めるべきじゃなかろうか。
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@pondebekkio You also have LA, which lives the tortured existence of hating Americans and also needing to get them to pay money for their cultural products. They've been having trouble lately because they have gotten so bad at hiding their disdain for us.
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ポンデべッキオ@pondebekkio·
カリフォルニア、シリコンバレーを中心にポリコレ民主党の本拠地みたいな場所なので、古き良きアメリカを愛するBBQオヤジたちとの相性最悪なんだよな。
しぇん@Angler_Syen

カリフォルニア州がトレード先候補として挙がっているのが面白すぎる アメリカ文化にそこまで詳しくないので、なぜカリフォルニア州がここまで嫌われているのか知りたい

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@Kashio_Kine Racoons are begging to be domesticated, I don't know why nobody is working on this.
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樫尾キネ@Kashio_Kine·
20年前くらい、アメリカからホームステイで来た子が「アライグマに似てるけど、もっと可愛いやつ、いま罠にかかってる、私はあの子を食べられない(意訳)」と泣きそうな顔で教えてくれて「これはタヌキ、食べない」とタヌキを山に返しながら説明したなあ。でぃすいず、たぬき。
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@romly2023 Smug and condescending would be Massachusetts or DC. California has gone far off the rails from just smug to outright hostile. I get it with Okinawa, the Marines are there and those boys can be a bit much, even for us. Trust me I deployed with them twice.
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rom@romly2023·
@bschrdr07 Nah, they just tend to come across as sarcastic or condescending. Or scrooge maybe lol. If talking about local gov friendly to the Communist or the left, I guess it's Okinawa? which is famous for anti-base activism
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@TsuyotsuyoNeko Looks delicious! What is the topping you have on it?
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@combatmedic The south has actually industrialized a lot over the last 30 years, now it's getting flooded with people because the economy is strong. If we are not careful we will be defeated by our victory.
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衛生兵@combatmedic·
アメリカがひしょげてるのは、見ちゃいらんない。頑張れ俺達が好きなアメリカ! と、背中を叩いてやりたくなるのだ。 南部の兄貴達も30年叩かれてきた。アタシら氷河期も30年踏みつけられてきた。他人事に思えなくてね。
リベラル女子@高圧経済@newsmiruaka

かつて日本を負かし今では手を固く結ぶ国アメリカは、でけえ肉食ってでけえハーフトラックで黒煙を巻き、休日は息子と鹿を撃ち巨大ナマズを釣り、自宅の芝生の完璧さを競う そんな圧巻な国であって欲しいという想いは日本人の心の何処かにある

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@Calcijp @Beginning_BKN They also prepare it better than we do. It gets more attention so more care is given.
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Calci@Calcijp·
@bschrdr07 @Beginning_BKN I think the idea of rice as a staple food is quite unique to Japan. In Japan, rice is the main dish and meat is a side. That’s exactly why we get so excited when we see photos of American BBQ.
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馬犬VT@Beginning_BKN·
BBQで米を食べないのは異文化として理解出来るが、パンを食べてるもんだと思ってた。あのデカイ肉をただ食うの???野菜も穀物も無しで????
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@The1Antagonist I guess I always thought the Anunaki would be less... Spergy.
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The Antagonist@The1Antagonist·
@bschrdr07 Oh... Elon is building a tower that reaches all the way to heaven and has the one-language-machine?
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@The1Antagonist Uh oh. That one didn't end well. Do the Anunaki have a hand in this?
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@SandyofCthulhu Fascism is a misguided attempt at preservation. Communism is a deliberate act of destruction.
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Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
Fascism was like a terrible bout of Cholera. If you survive it, you make a full recovery. Look at Argentina, Germany, and Japan. Communism is cancer. Even if you think you’re rid of it, it can return, and its aftereffects scar you - losing your breasts, prostate, colon, etc.
Liam Out Loud@liam_out_loud

Objectively, more people were killed under the hammer and sickle than the swastika. Yet only one provokes a visceral reaction across Western institutions. Why?

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@pirooooon3 Garlic and smoked whitefish. My breath will be toxic, but if my wife has some too it will not matter.
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ぴろん🌸@pirooooon3·
トースト 焼けた‼️🍞 お前らなら 何塗る? 何のせる?
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@roikfbuwgc254 If you have a few trees on your property they're gonna drop branches and at least once a year you have a good excuse to set up a fire. As long as it's all natural wood you can take the ash and use it to help fertilize the garden too.
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吉田@roikfbuwgc254·
アメリカではゴミの分別に、可燃ゴミて不燃ゴミと自宅で燃やすゴミの3種類あることを学んだ
Disinvestment in Chicago@JoeHoulihan35th

@roikfbuwgc254 Sure you've seen people burning pallets, but have you seen someone burn an entire deck worth of wood?

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@baby1224828 It is a constant string of blessings to watch a new soul discover the world. It's a beauty that's almost overwhelming when you think about it.
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3歳と今日どこ行くかお話ししてたら突然目を丸くして、「え!今日ってもしかしてさっき(昨日)言ってた『明日』…!?」って言うからびっくりした 人間が明日という概念を理解する瞬間に立ち会ってしまった
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