The goat

@VRILMAXX1 @oaks9810738 @yoxics thanks to abusive/neglectful owners not the fucking dog breed lol

@oaks9810738 @yoxics If you don't know how many people and children kill each year you are retarded.

Maya held an entire Spa day for YourRAGE's guard dog Creed consisting of painting his nails, brushing & moisturizing his face ❤️‍🩹

@Sdentary @genebbyy how? compensates each team for when they couldn't find a fair enough matchup?

@genebbyy “Expected” is one of the worst mechanics in this game

won a game and lost sr today

@BrianSuttererMD cant be serious dawg

This is a disgrace to Kobe's 81.

@PicturesFoIder thats how everyone uses it lol

How most girls use Tinder

@Schmeehh @alexL_E_I are you stupid ?

@alexL_E_I Modernism is when you think the future is going to be great. Postmodernism is when you think the future is going to be bleak. That pessimism was created by the civil rights act, which made it illegal to invest in our best and brightest.

i have a pretty firm grip on postmodernism but have literally no idea what modernism is supposed to be

@masterchiefnaty @iamstillpunch it's 2026😭

@iamstillpunch Punch plz respond to this any way you can get Cole and dot to drop that collab album

5

@cod2__angel cornball

Situationship who understands that you are quantum entangled with ur ex and doesn't make a big deal about it

@KasperStats @victor_tha_plug "god bless" as a response when you're joking about war is crazy. you're not a christian.

@victor_tha_plug Thank you for the feedback, I always appreciate hearing from people; I hope you have a wonderful day, God bless, my friend!

well this is gonna be awkward

Another Day, Another Opportunity💯

@Springerspo @vomitmaxxing @veronikaate youre retarded

@vomitmaxxing @veronikaate Not naturally. A woman's 25% is like a man's 25%

Reading medical studies and just learned that only 2% of women in the USA have a body fat percentage under 25%

@workboottherapy @wayofftheres you're literally the problem the original post is talking about lol

Getting my oldest daughter from age 12 to age 15, has given me some form of PTSD or something, that rivals anything I'd ever endure on the battlefield. Thousands of years of fighting and battle encoded into my DNA, but none of it prepared me for dealing with a bunch of crazy teenage kids. I think parents today are faced with challenges no parents have ever had to face. Not even close.

This explains a lot.

@ThubelaKamo @GDouglasMBIO @tinaturttle you're one accident away from being disabled, btw

@GDouglasMBIO @tinaturttle YESSSS

Why Tourette’s never make you say anything nice tho? lol

@SkyRaiderG7 cornball

Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.

@duncanstives @maybeltr chinese meme for the american dystopia is hilarious

@maybeltr Dystopia posting?

Wake up, eight sleep gives me a 72/100 sleep score. Brush teeth with Oral-B iO, only 64% coverage. Step on withings scale, body composition down 0.3% whoop says my recovery is 41% sit on the toilet Vivoo analyzes my urine in real time, 6.2 pH. suboptimal. oura ring says my HRV dropped while i was pooping open levels app, glucose spiked from looking at a banana get in tesla, safety score dropped to 94 because i braked too hard arrive at work manager says my productivity score is in the 38th percentile go home, eight sleep starts cooling my bed at 7:43pm without asking lie in the dark wondering what my existential dread score is apple watch taps my wrist: "it seems like you're having a hard time. breathe."

@RAlNCHECK_ it's a pretty tame and logical quote lol

Retarded quote

@alecttrona @politbureaucrat retard

Karl Marx really failed to consider how good life feels when you wear a brown suede jacket & sip espresso

@backdoorgf 恭喜发财 fine shyt

good morning & happy chinese new year 🧧🐴💕

@Greenpig117 hes insane wdym

Mizuki is either the weakest or the hardest hero out of the 5, super fun tho

@twtselma inauthentic larping

it’s unfortunately really fun speaking like this

@Kurrco wow, accurate

Pitchfork rates J. Cole's 'The Fall-Off' a 5.3 out of 10: "J. Cole’s greatest album of all time is a double-disc Alexandrian quest to conquer a wide breadth of styles and ideas. It crumples under expectations few records could hope to meet."