@SummersJohns69 @sam_gzstrength wasn’t sprinting with my phone on that one but here’s tuesday
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a stoned ape
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@buckoblazin
golf is for people who can’t fish
Katılım Nisan 2023
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@SummersJohns69 @sam_gzstrength monday? i promise you it’s not that hard. now 3 in a row is different, but every sort of in shape person should be able to push themselves for one mile
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@buckoblazin @sam_gzstrength When was the last time you tried? About never?
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@SummersJohns69 @sam_gzstrength i can only bench 245 but i hit all
the other marks and i guarantee you me and most people i know that lift with could put up at least one 6 minute mile
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@sam_gzstrength No one who lifts this can do 6 min mile
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redownloaded hinge just to get liked by 2 fat girls and delete it 10 minutes later
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@GreenB605 @adele_bloch normal people: hey man can you drop me off at the airport? i’ll give you 40$ and buy you a beer when i get back!
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@adele_bloch Asking to be dropped off or picked up at the airport is one of the most selfish things that a person can do.
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everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager
> drive your friends to the airport
> go to their party even when you're tired
> stop cancelling last minute
> host at your place
> support the wins & losses
it's worth every ounce of effort
E5@E5THXR
Hate to break it to you guys but sometimes you have to do things you don’t like for the sake of having a community. Avoiding consistency with the people in your life is working against us and the data already shows it. If you think connections can be sustained on absence carry on
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@Slushy_AUT @cheezyxmaster2 @sophieraiin because capitalism relies on a functional society. men spending thousands a year on porn are not, and have never been, part of a functioning society.
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@cheezyxmaster2 @sophieraiin Funny how for some ppl supply/demand or capitalism in general is only ever a problem when women benefit off of it.
If men go consume less porn shes out of business real quick.
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im not saying i dont get paid a ridiculously absurd amount, but to say all i do is “3 streams monthly” when i am legit on my phone posting, engaging, talking to people, making videos every single day without breaks since 2023 is wild.
Wisdom@Wisdom_HQ
What’s going on here? 👀
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the private equity buyout of ski resorts brought about the wrath of god
Colin McCarthy@US_Stormwatch
Winter 2025/2026 will go down as the warmest winter in recorded history for the Western United States.
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@CarDen1974 @shutuproastie @alex_abads 80% of fat girls in this country are 2-4 months of hard dieting/cardio away from a 8/10 body. the problem is none of them want to do it, and would rather go to pilates with a pink water bottle to give them the illusion of hard work.
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@shutuproastie @alex_abads That's 2‐4 months dieting away from having a pretty decent body
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why is this tiny man trying to tell this beautiful woman who looks like demi lovato to do more pilates
Netflix@netflix
Chris tells Jessica he's used to dating women who "work out all the time." Love is Blind: Season 10 is now streaming.
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@ScottKacsmar Same dude who was mad as fuck about people listening to his music for free
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They said "Wooden cabin" like he's fighting off Evil Dead spirits in a little shack.
Here it is, on sale for almost $50M per Forbes in 2024:
MAGA FOREVER AMEN 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🇬🇷@VictoriaSask
James Hetfield, the heart of Metalica has a net worth of $300m. No mansion, no fancy cars and no private jet. James lives in a wooden cabin in the forests of Colarado. No TV, wifi, and chops his own firewood.
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redownloading all social media today to see who gets unfollowed #tallerthanyourbf
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@kamzuha1 i’ve flashed v5’s more times than i’ve kissed a women on the lips
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I didn’t have a girlfriend in high school so now I’ll be a socially stunted chud for the rest of my life
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@LTCornbread69 you’re driving a honda and drinking a high noon.
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@GordonToms80887 @Boenau it’s in the middle of the most walkable city in america i guarantee you none of them drove. probably all college kids
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@Boenau Most of them got to the rink by car.
Including those with disabilities who can't walk the miles over dangerous footpaths
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Some of you want me to believe walkable neighborhoods are pointless in the winter because nobody wants to be outside.
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@LFauexProd hey my names pierre i’m from france my country is getting overrun by million of violent muslims and there’s nothing i can do about it
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To an American, a dog is the perfect extension of themselves-- A selfish, greedy, entitled monster, shitting, pissing, eating, barking, terrorizing their community and then being rewarded for it because they are too stupid to know any better
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